Ashvij Narayanan

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

*Not saying anything about Rahul Gandhi. Scared to make fun of someone who has Zzzz category security.*

[Ashvij Narayanan @AshvijNarayanan]

UTSAVOUR every moment!!!!!
#utsav14

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Bookie: So, what plan today?
#Sreesanth: I'll get smashed for over 10 runs per over.
B: Ok. So, you'll bowl badly?
S: No, no. Normally.

[Ashvij Narayanan @AshvijNarayanan]

Parisian night!!!!
wow #utsav13

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Actually I'm not too hassled with Kohinoor being in Britain. Else, by now, Kalmadi may have been wearing it as a tie-pin or something.

[Ashvij Narayanan @AshvijNarayanan]

#YouAreABangaloreanIf you go to a mall to get groceries

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

#YouAreABangaloreanIf You mentally rehearse your approach before talking to an auto driver.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Dear Hina Rabbani Khar, You know and we know that Pakistan doesn't want peace. It wants piece. A piece of India.

[F1 Grid @F1grid]

PHOTO: @Lotus_F1Team bring best t-shirt of the season to Austin #F1 http://t.co/kD0l7sn7 #USGP #F1 #COTA #ATXF1

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

#pitlanetopodium

[Ashvij Narayanan @AshvijNarayanan]

From 24 to 03 #sebastian #pitlanetopodium

[Ashvij Narayanan @AshvijNarayanan]

#YouAreKhiladiIf you're from Italy & marry a Indian Politicial

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

Sebastian wins the #IndianGP and Mark takes P3!!! #F1 #double-podium #ThatsWhatImTalkingAbout

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

#F1: Red Bull's Sebastian Vettel takes pole position for Sunday's Indian Grand Prix http://t.co/nQeqisUr

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

"Believe in yourself enough, and anything is possible" - wise words in Hindi on @lewishamilton's Indian GP helmet...

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

Congratulations to Seb on his 34th career pole. It puts him 3rd behind two illustrious names - Schumacher and Senna - in the all time list.

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

We have a winner and he is ours!!! Sebastian Vettel wins the Singapore Grand Prix 2012! What a beauty!

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Cartoonist Aseem Trivedi arrested for sedition for "insulting the national emblem". Yes, yes. Screw the nation. Cherish the symbols.

[The UnReal Times @TheUnRealTimes]

BREAKING: Apple now sues American farmers for using their trademarked name “Apple” for a spherical fruit http://t.co/LGh3Hafz