Ashwin

Cinema❤ Just a teen who wish to live in the 80s.

[N ᢉ𐭩 @MemeWorld_Niks]

Girls while watching porn:

• I wish I had a man who would dominate me like this,
• Kiss and lick every inch of my body,
• Make me orgasm like that,
• Choke me in every possible way. 💀

Boys while watching porn:

[TCR. @TeamCRonaldo]

Messi in PSG's dream team vs. CR7 Benched for club & country 👀

[Sheikh Hammad @RonaldoW7_]

Ronaldo in 2017 after scoring his 400th goal “I’ll try to score 400 more goals.” 😂

he’s just 20 goals away from reaching 1000 Goals now.

[ms🦋 @Ms_united_]

🇦🇷 MARADONA: "I wish the Argentina national team had a Cristiano Ronaldo."

🇫🇷 ZIDANE: "For me, Cristiano is the greatest of all time; his numbers speak for themselves."

🇦🇷 SIMEONE: "For a regular team, I’d prefer Cristiano over Messi. With Messi, you need to surround him with the best players to get the most out of him."

🇳🇱 VAN BASTEN: "If dribbling past players won World Cups, the Netherlands would have two thanks to Johan Cruyff. But that doesn’t give you anything. If I have to choose between Messi and Cristiano, I’d take Cristiano because he is a decisive player."

🇵🇹 FIGO: "Some players needed great teammates to grow as footballers. Cristiano only needed a ball."

🇧🇷 PELÉ: "Cristiano is the best player, the best forward, and the best goal scorer of recent times."

🤩 THOSE WHO KNOW FOOTBALL ADMIRE CR7!

[buzor @buzor042_]

Atletico Madrid fans were chanting Ronaldo’s name at Bruno fernandes last night ❤️😭

[Quociente Cultural® 🎒 @qcCultural]

Isto é o mundo a trollar de volta.

Maravilhoso.

A CS 🇵🇹 que se prepare: nunca mais vai ser recebida com respeito em mais nenhuma parte do mundo.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

Messi can assist 15 goals a match but..

WE WEREN'T IN MLS AT 39

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Al Nassr fans for Cristiano Ronaldo: “Greatness is earned”. 🇸🇦🇵🇹

@SPL_EN 📸

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Friendlies against Benin, Angola, Zambia gave this guy a career lmao

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @RmaDonyFC]

Messi fans will never show you this 😂

[𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐔𝐄𝐋  🇦🇷 @RealGOA7]

2016

CR7
— Lo supera en títulos internacionales
— Lo iguala en títulos de UCL

M10
- Renuncia a su país
- Humillado en UCL

2017

CR7
— Lo iguala en Bd’Ors
— Lo supera en títulos de UCL

M10
— Humillado en UCL
— Repudiado en su país

A partir de acá: ayudas a uno, boicot al otro

[T @qp121p]

رونالدو حقق اليورو ميسي مابارك له
رونالدو حقق اثنين امم ميسي مابارك له
رونالدو توفى ولده ميسي ماتكلم وحاول يواسيه

في المقابل رونالدو يواسي ميسي على وفاه ابوه وعلى اعتزاله الدولي

الان عرفنا من المهووس ومن اللاعب المتواضع

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

Messi lost his father - Ronaldo paid him tribute

Messi retired from International Football- Ronaldo sent a farewell message

Ronaldo lost his son - Messi ignored

But but Ronaldo is arrogant and Messi is humble. 💔

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

5 hours since Messi retired and no pro player, no ex-player, no manager who isn't Argentine posted a single tribute for him

Extreme depths of irrelevancy without Ronaldo

[𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐔𝐄𝐋  🇦🇷 @RealGOA7]

Something Messi never did.

[𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐔𝐄𝐋  🇦🇷 @RealGOA7]

55 goals in friendly games
5 pens in a single WC
2 goals (1 penalty) in 9 finals
0 non-penalty goals in WC 2010, Copa 2011, Copa 2015 & Copa 2019
0 goals in WC 2010 & Copa 2011
0 goals in 5 finals of Copa
0 game winning goals in Copa
0 goals vs Brazil, Colombia & Uruguay in Copa

[ms🦋 @Ms_united_]

At least today, show some respect to your legend without trolling Ronaldo.

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

The kind of stat which would be trending if it was about Ronaldo but since its Messi no one wants to talk about it 😂

[DREAM CHASER @Dhream_chaser]

3 trophies.
3 different generations.
One constant. 🐐🇵🇹

Cristiano Ronaldo.