Jasmine Ashworth

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[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

if you don't like me, I'm very sorry that you have bad taste

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

@Grubhub Carne asada tacos with a side of rice

[Naps and Snacks @sleepandeat12]

@CarolineMoss Someone’s very best effort at loving you still may not be the thing that you need. it doesn’t mean they’re not trying hard enough, or don’t love you enough. It means that’s all they’re capable of doing. And you have to decide if that’s what you’re willing to live with.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. you have to cross your paws. and let everyone know. you’re feeling fancy

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

it’s really #political on twitter this week

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

one person walks in the house
me: there’s too many people here

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

if you watched this your childhood was #litAF

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

it me 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Firehouse Subs @FirehouseSubs]

Free medium sub with any purchase today, Dec. 15, IF your name is Jasmine, James or Dominique! Details: https://t.co/hWngqfE0H6 🔥

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

told my grandma i’d rather never celebrate christmas again if it meant i didn’t feel the need to bake again this time next year

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

spent over 6 hours straight baking for my husband and his friends who are all #deployed for christmas

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

I don’t even know why I love watching @TEOTFW it’s strange

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

y’all never stretch a day in your life, come on an airplane and are suddenly a yogi

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

actual footage of me getting ready for work this morning

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i know you’ve got a lot going on right now. so i wanted to mention. i think you’re doing great

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

harassing my 15 year old sisters boyfriend on snapchat is possibly my fave

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Shia LaBeouf was the perfect person to put in the hot seat to answer my #BurningQuestions, and he did.

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

🗣 quit selling fish in airports so people can stop smelling up the entire airplane #nasty

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

people who say “no yawning” when it’s clearly early af are the worst people.
get outta my face you don’t know me

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

laptop: dying
phone: dying
me: dying

[Jasmine Ashworth @ashworthjasmine]

just learned @tacobell is adding chicken tenders to their menu and my life will never be the same

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I’m here in Bikini Bottom at a little burger joint, the Krusty Krab. Their famous Krabby Patty has all the locals talking - time to check it out 🤙🏼