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misanthrope. 1Of1 🧘‍♀️🕉

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i couldn’t ever be a therapist because lemme see a picture of who you’re crying over

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I've already used my fake laugh 3 times and the person won't stop talking:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed :

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[BB 🖤 @_BJB_5]

I’ll never go weird for weird just get tf out my face honestly

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[t. @taeseru]

something so inherently sexy about the soreness that comes with working out like damn a finer me is #loading

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

By Lorenzo Mattotti

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[Liv💖 @ethereallivz]

The way water signs don’t give a fuck is crazy 😆

[໊ @doublegee___]

vibes

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

cancer, pisces, taurus & 12th house moons feel like this every morning when they have to get up:

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

they had bro in newark for no reason, i was scared for his life

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!