Ashlyn

I am who I am

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 Costco: nicer inside & has glizzys but shit pizza & weird off brand foods & moves their items around the store every day so u can never find what u need easily. Sams: dummy thicc pizza & is cheaper overall. But it’s still the Target vs Walmart feel that Costco wins every time 😔

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

Take that vegetarians

[cozy key @YouNeedJesus_]

OH MY GOD. I just found out lettuce is alive when you eat it and it sends out distress signals to the other lettuce. It can literally feel you ripping it apart and it sends warnings to the others. The lil lettuce limbs oh my god I cant handle this information 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

boo, you whore

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 This tweet is so slutty

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 If you got that hate in your heart, let it out

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

Petition for @3OH3 to perform at next years’s Super Bowl

[✧Lex✧ @Alexis_Texas10]

I’m done fucking around and finding out. I don’t want to find out shit ever again
I’m just a girl

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

My husband just gaslit the hiccups out of me an I’m not even kidding

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 @SeismicTX 🔥🔥🔥

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 Girl these things were straight from the year 2020 back then😂

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

Finished Attack On Titan last night. I am not well

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

What would I do without my sis

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

You’re telling me I just watched Lord of the Rings for the first time and these fucks didn’t even destroy the ring after 4 hours of finally getting to Mordor

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@thisisLANY releasing their new album on the same day as the first new @NSYNC song since like 2002 is mad crazy

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

@Alexis_Texas10 Wtf are these replies 😂

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

I need a new car so I can have a more aesthetic place to cry in every day

[Ashlyn @ashymetz]

I really wish the box turtle who has been living in my backyard for the past two weeks would decide to love me already