asi 🌪️

whatever force you put into the world, you will get back

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

theoretically, if we could travel faster than the speed of light and went to a far off planet in the distance, and looked through an extremely strong telescope that was pointed at the earth, we would see dinosaurs

[Hanekawa’s Hero @HanekawasHero]

@XavierDsage A fish doesn’t know land. Doesn’t make grass niche

[. @mithkii]

I never complain about the weather because I understand the importance of my suffering

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@zaynuub originally yeah but I don’t agree with the tweet anymore I think it just leads to overconsumption

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

i love people who create their own aesthetic and everything they own makes sense

[and @spero1ucem]

girl I was seeing told me she’s just looking for fun. whats more fun than falling in love

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@dr3amgirl_0X1 he’s still mad at you for using up the bluetooth spots in his car tbh

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

winning in life because I get texts like this from my abbu

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@vaxryy everyone has that one ex

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@dorkdiar real

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

when my aunty cracks a misogynistic joke but ik a misogynistic joke who cracked her

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

there are butt plugs everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

so when I do it I’m “haggling” but when white people do it its “dynamic pricing”.. ok #noticing

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@Taolixianshichu @volnoe_oblako @Songzjiu it’s going to be in Russian tho

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@diatribadism im the authors cynical editor

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

you can tell how much a breakup hurt someone based on the frequency of their instagram stories directly after

[old soul. @wordsfortheone]

i want to lick every word right off your tongue… keep talking

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@biitemyhip idk… reach has many forms plus they were probably going to get a tattoo anyway, it shouldn’t be a bad thing if it also happens to raise awareness

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@bronze_bombSHEL can’t relate my granny dies for some chic fil a

[asi 🌪️ @asi_ugh]

@megannn_lynne it’s me im stupid bitch☹️

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

The FDA has confirmed that the only thing safe left to eat is the rich