you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke
don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination
cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
what if your dark teen dramas third and final season was a tarantino spoof and u killed off half of ur main cast and then the main characters black unc became the punisher and murdered black kingpin and then you had him become amish and then drake executive produced it
Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time