HPD made one arrest during today’s victory parade. A male, 33, threw a beer can at U.S. Senator Ted Cruz as the Senator was on a float in the 2400 block of Smith St. The beer can struck the Senator in the chest/neck area. The Senator did not require medical attention.
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My waxer was trying to apologize for breaking her professionalism and saying “biiiiiiitch” and I was like “noooo you’re good, I am a bitch!”
Why did I say that
How do so many women in these crime documentaries own diaries that solve their murders 😐 Be for real. If I go missing and the police search my iCloud notes for clues they’re just gonna find some freestyles and a Tzatziki sauce recipe