Ryan King

Guitar Player/ Backing Vocalist
- Sliced Limes -
Endless Muse -

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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THRU JULY 31, 2024

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[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I made a mashup!
@DojaCat @kaseymusgravess
#competition
#influencer
#influencermarketing
#MondayMotivation
#blessed

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

Fuck you #adot thanks for only closing certain parts of the 101 to make my 15 min commute now an hour, you suck

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

Here's the comeback to get back at baby #boomers-
Boomer- You're just a millennial
Younger person then they- You're fucking old

Because none of us want to be reminded of our own mortality

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I wonder if celebrities can go outside easier now and shop it, You know normal people stores like Target and the grocery store #masks #wearem #ingonito @foofighters @IamStevenT

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I'm no lawyer, but with a statement like "you are safe here" they're responsible if anybody gets the coronavirus and dies from it. Would be a shame if people downloaded it and had it as evidence later, you know, just in case your promise of the air didn't actually work #lawsuit

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

#DreamCityChurch the #unitedstatesgovernment #fbi would love to know about your #COVID19 eliminating air purification system. With 2.36M confirmed cases, it seems like a #threat to #nationalsecurity to keep exclusive this technology, when there's $$$ to be made and lives to save.

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

Martial law is the imposition of direct military control of normal civil functions or suspension of civil law by a government, especially in response to a temporary emergency where civil forces are overwhelmed, or in an occupied territory
#getready

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

This whole live streaming music thing, is like pornhub...
#iwanttherealthing

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

#LandOlakes
"Hey everyone! Are you unhappy about the change in packing with our butter? Still want the GREAT taste that's buttered your biscut since 1921? Head to your market
NOW and grab yourself a NEW- Cooking Ingredient [yellow]!"
#itsbutter #calmdown #wakeup #biggerproblems

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

honestly, I think I'm ok with this new #LandOlakes LandOLakes design...
#puns

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

This is literally what they said when they were trying to recruit people to be Nazis to kill Jewish people, so I don't think it's far off from the same thing in a modern world. I bet you could mad libs this comment into being a Nazi recruitment poster lol

[Ellen World @EllenD_world]

@KevinTPorter @LAFoodBank 1. We don’t care “if” she is mean in real life or “if” she is pretending kindness, this woman has done more than you and your followers did for this world and humanity, THIS IS THE TIME to be united. We all need to stick together as One Human Race.

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I also want to throw @Whitford1Brad some love too, dude has consistently looked the same for the past like 50 years #timetraveler

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I just realized @IamStevenT is the oldest person in @Aerosmith , props to #DEMONofscreamin for making his early 30's looks sooo good in the year 2020! 😉 #yeahbaby !

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

I don't know who is more confused growing up, myself, or the kids that would yell at me and say,
"Hey! Say something in Asian!!!"

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

@JazzJennings__ grandpa looks like Pinocchio's dad after Pinocchio started doing @GEICO commercials when he grew up

[Barbara J. Cobuzzi @CRNHealthcare]

RT @carterwpalek

alexa show me the unnervingly large Venn Diagram of those who hate immigrants but love to take 23andMe tests to find out exactly what type of immigrant their family once was https://t.co/nH2VQi6JL9

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

Everyone- joeykramer being denied his spot in @aerosmith is an outrage!
Me: but you're talking about the band again... And just imagine how many people will be watching NOW... and didn't they pull this with Tyler in 2010?

[Baby 4 🖤 @40brotha]

@sydwoe @sydneyywhitson Yours got the street in it tooooo

[Ryan King @asianryanking]

Y'all, I'm SHOOK. Yes it's THAT serious ma. Inexcusably good musical talent from Brooklyn NY in Tempe tonight. #yeet
https://t.co/0mIbOmUMeX