Asif Dâr

tweets are personal.

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

John wick John wick lite

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*Literally anything Happens these days*

kashmiri moms: wahraat chal rahi hain.

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kashmiri moms on a random day: azè ka'xim eid?

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i don't miss action movies and stuff in ramadhan,
post-sehri dreams are enough 🫩

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

parents initially avoid parenting by handing a smartphone to their children, then scold them day and night for having high screen-time.

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

Teachers in School:
Ye aap higher classes mein padhoge.
Teachers in College:
Ye aapne Lower classes mein padha hoga!

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

Say hi to em, when they pass by.

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just when i was done with my thesis 😭

#ChatGPTdown

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Them battery-auto drivers:
Lower Court ❌
Lover Court ✅

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Stars are just dead pixels of the sky.

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Happy birthday to all those who have forgotten their birth dates.

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Rainy season and a yellow jacket.

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My twitter reach is probably dead now.

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

Ehm ehm.

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

Winning at home isn't as easy as this team makes it look like 😌

And they are back this month 😉

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

@OmarAbdullah, bus overloading continues to cause significant inconvenience, especially for elderly passengers and women. Despite past oversight, it’s time to enforce a strict ban and ensure safe, comfortable public transport for all.
@RuhullahMehdi
#RoadSafety

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hey google! how to add taste to papaya

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@gabraesh @OmarAbdullah He begged for sympathy, used the same method to gain votes as Bjp; making them emotional fools.

[Lateef Daar (لطیف ڈار) @LateefDaar]

For me the best contestant for #primeminister of India 🇮🇳 is @RahulGandhi Every developing country needs a person who can understand the prospects of country and people people of the country and he should know that politics on religion will never benefit the nation

[Asif Dâr @asifdar77]

i grieve over the fact that the majority of our society lacks critical thinking.

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His supporters are emotion driven, so yeah!

[Atif Shah @atifshah_18]

No offence, but Rasheed’s supporters are the lamest people existing…
POV: if u are one of them then please take offence.
#loksabhaeklection2024

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@Ctrlmemes_ South Africa - Fakhar Zaman