Jerry is annoyed his girlfriend only washes her hands the length of the Kit Kat jingle
George accuses a co-worker with allergies of having “corona cough”
Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend but he’s quarantined
Kramer starts making his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub
YOU GUYS. I just saw the most wild thing! A man started walking toward the Girl Scouts cookie stand in front of the grocery store and he yelled “my bitches are BACK” and this Girl Scout just yelled “no. Walk away.” AND HE DID.
I've heard that coronavirus is going to cause a massive shortage of books, which will be essential when we're all stuck at home, so it's very important for everyone to rush out and start panic-buying novels. Thank you.
Walking The Pig. Angelica and I like a walk when it’s fine . Also today was #Oscar2020 day , and they’re a bit funny about inviting pigs, so a stroll was just the ticket. And there are great greens to eat up the top of the hill. #oscars
imagine if so many young men weren’t deathly afraid of being thought “girly”—the number of wonderful books they might read, the films they would enjoy, the warm and loving relationships they could have with women and other men. patriarchy harms both women and men.
it’s cool how you can’t quote a fictional character on this site without someone saying, “That’s not a real person.” I’m aware that Jo March and Atticus Finch aren’t real, Garret, but people are still going to be reading and talking about them long after you’re gone.
With all the tributes being paid to Terry Jones, we wanted to show a favourite Monty Python moment from the archives - a memorable debate about 'The Life of Brian' with the Bishop of Southwark. For more Python archive gems, you can visit -https://t.co/RvURbsc5VE
Women’s magazines keep bombarding me with tutorials on how to straighten my hair so I can “make men fall in love”; yet I can’t find *one single tutorial* on how to turn my hair into snakes so I can petrify all flirty men and have the time and headspace to finish my novel.