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When your shopping trolley is full why do you try to swap it for an empty trolley? Still doing same after all these years

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@apopey White change shirts, not yellow!!. Surely there should be an all yellow kit.

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@SethRaynor_ After years of not playing I got a Practice Ground only at my local club. Perfect way back into game. Then moved clubs with limited playing rounds and full Practice. Now playing full rounds on a full membership. These routes do exist.

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@Jay_Sapovits @acaseofthegolf1 In England it’s usually rains the day before you play and often when you do.

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@TomRushton Do you ever use it to test the temperature of the dog shit?

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@GrahamSmyth I hear Nuno is offering free drinks to the lufc players for the rest of the night.

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@DPJHodges That can’t be true. He has no friends.

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@BethRigby Next up, an AI Harold Wilson, as special adviser to northern powerhouse and Minister for how to be a PM.

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@HarrogateTown Nepotism is the root of failure

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@chadmumm Never. People would think I was an ignorant twat or even worse, an American.

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@ryanmouquegolf At least I don’t need to worry about you smashing your windows when you do a putting video.

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@suzanne_moore I’ve met many people who use NLP. Each and everyone of them was a complete twat and a good number of them bent.

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I saw Peter Kay at Manchester Arena a couple of years ago. How I wish that show could have been stopped after 45 minutes of old irrelevant material.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Birmingham's Utilita Arena has been evacuated after police say a 'potential suspicious bag' was found during a Peter Kay show.

Police say a 19-year-old man is in custody.

https://t.co/nNIDPq2J17

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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@PhilHay_ All our bookings in the attacking half. Incredible.

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@SkySportsPL can you get Jamie Redknapp to turn round? It looks like he has just come from fixing his sink or his job at Screwfix.

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BBC Radio York commentary is incredible. What a stunning series of events #yorkcity

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@Top100Rick Have they put crash barriers either side of the cart path for Tiger?

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@WelsbyElton I turn it off the moment they mention Spurs. Usually within 5 mins. No relevance to north of England.

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@qualitylearnc You could at least colour in only the UK and not other neighbouring countries. #dimwit.

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@WelsbyElton 3/1 last weekend.

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I predict a rot

[Leicester City @LCFC]

I predict a riot 🎶