Annie Simms

[Ali Ghodsi @alighodsi]

Gartner’s Magic Quadrant for Analytics and Business Intelligence (BI) is out, and Databricks was named a Visionary in our first appearance, the highest debut for any vendor in this MQ’s 20+ year history.

BI has already changed. Anyone can drill from a signal down to the truth behind it and agentic loops make sure every answer has the full story. That’s where we're ahead with Genie and AI/BI. I use it every day to see the key signals, understand what changed and why, and decide what to do about it.

Huge congratulations to the teams, and thank you to our customers.

[Ali Ghodsi @alighodsi]

Congrats! Open source GLM model is really a game changer! Extremely fast, cheap, and high quality!

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@limpbroozkit What a beautiful space! But nothing is as sweet as being with family. Following your journey, Brooke. So inspired by you. Thank you for all you’re doing!

[Brian Franey @FraneyESPN]

According to Sal Paolantonio, Aaron Rodgers just entered the X-Ray room with his left foot and ankle in a black air cast. #Jets @adamschefter

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@DavidSacks The tech bro narrative on The Daily today was disappointing. And I love The Daily :(

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@karaswisher @DavidSacks @Jason I get huge value and enjoyment from following you both. You both help me develop a nuanced perspective. This is embarrassing, please stop.

[John Collison @collision]

Wir freuen uns sehr to partner with @Celonis, Munich’s $11b SaaS powerhouse and a very impressive company. 🇩🇪 https://t.co/aC94nbZ0dp

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@nicoleperlroth Roast chicken is my game. Recommend Samin Nosrat’s Buttermilk Roast Chx recipe if you haven’t already.

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

So sorry @anniewright. I don’t want to be one of those people that leaves SF and then throws stones, but this almost doesn’t seem real.

[anniewright @anniewright]

@chesaboudin In the last 3 weeks there has been an attempted kidnapping in front of my daughters preschool and an armed robbery in front of where my one of my best friend teachers. What is going on??

[NewYork-Presbyterian @nyphospital]

Sending our sincere thanks to @UCSFHospitals & @UCSFChildrens for joining our #NYPHeroes on the frontlines in the fight against #COVID19. We are filled with gratitude for the #UCSFHeroes who volunteered to serve in #NYC and help care for our patients, families and communities.

[Salesforce @salesforce]

We’re grateful for those on the frontlines of the #COVID19 crisis. 🙌 To show our support, we have a team working to deliver critical supplies to first responders.

Amazing to see their efforts paying off with a 747 full of donated PPE landing in NYC. https://t.co/FWcYtLny3e

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Salesforce, San Francisco’s largest private employer, said it has 2,200 open positions. The company is prioritizing the hiring of employees’ friends and family members who have lost jobs because of the effects of the coronavirus through a referral program. https://t.co/7H7k3O8J1I

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@GinaGrad @AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla You mean the ACS HR department didn’t notify you of your anniversary?! Thanks Gina Grad - I love the show and your voice amongst the guys. Congrats!

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

@GinaGrad @BaldBryan @AdamCarollaShow Yes!!! In you go Bald. Never doubt KC!

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Dreamforce. 27 Keynote Soeakers. 2200 Sessions. 150,000 attendees. 10,000,000 online. 2M Trailblazers. Fleetwood Mac.

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Dreamforce 2019. Nov 19-22.

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

Today @SouthwestAir > united global services. Love SWA.

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Make America Safe Again.

[Aaron McGriff @amcgriff87]

As if today couldn’t get any better I walk out of a meeting to this. Somebody must be chopping onions or something....

[Annie Simms @asimmsy]

The number of times I think “please god, let the internet work on this united flight” is concerning.