Naija Therapist

Nigeria is not hard, we are just the test version of life 😂 | Daily pain and laughter | Follow, you won't regret it | Click the link on my bio to win.

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@Dexerto Consistent performance under pressure is usually what separates good players from standout ones 😮‍💨

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@Draft2Digital How does your platform works

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@bookvault_app I have a Nigerian Dark Romance book that I'm currently writing. I'm looking for how to monetize it?

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@thecreativepenn I'm looking for where to publish my book to get paid

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@0xAdesola Resume

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@MrCharlesky Interested

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@zillionokoye Interested sir

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@Dexerto Gaming has reached the point where digital cosmetics are behaving like luxury collectibles 😭🎮
A few years ago people laughed at spending money on skins. Now a Minecraft cape is trading like a rare sneaker.

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@PoojaMedia One team believes the ball should do the work. The other believes suffering builds character 😭⚽
300+ passes vs 84, yet the scoreboard is the only stat that truly matters.

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@B_ELRUFAI is so humble.

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@B_ELRUFAI pays courtesy visit to Atiku in Abuja.

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@_falsi1ke One of the loneliest experiences in life is knowing you're innocent but lacking the evidence to prove it 😮‍💨
That's when faith, patience, and time become your only witnesses.

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@john322226 Calling the neighbors after the first goal is football arrogance at its finest 😭💀
Now everybody is in your living room watching YOU sweat if Arsenal finds an equalizer 😮‍💨🍿

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@Arsenal Football changes in seconds 😭⚽
One minute fans are writing emotional match threads. The next minute it's 1-1 and everybody is deleting drafts.

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@433 "We've got a game" is commentator language for:
Cancel whatever you were doing. Ignore your battery percentage. And prepare for emotional damage 😭🍿⚽

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@PoojaMedia "The game is open" is football language for:
Nobody is relaxing. Nobody is celebrating. And every fan's blood pressure is now involved 😭⚽😮‍💨

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@B_ELRUFAI pays courtesy visit to Atiku in Abuja.

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@DanielRegha Football fans don't actually want consistency 😭⚽
They want VAR to be perfect when it helps their team and "let the game flow" when it doesn't.

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@john322226 Football fans are the loudest people on earth at 1-0 and the quietest people on earth at 1-1 😭⚽
Suddenly all those victory speeches are being saved as drafts.

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@Dexerto Gaming has reached the point where digital cosmetics are behaving like luxury collectibles 😭🎮
A few years ago people laughed at spending money on skins. Now a Minecraft cape is trading like a rare sneaker.

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@Arsenal Football changes in seconds 😭⚽
One minute fans are writing emotional match threads. The next minute it's 1-1 and everybody is deleting drafts.

[Naija Therapist @ask4hamzito]

@instablog9ja Whatever label is used, the real tragedy is that innocent people are still dying.
Security challenges shouldn't become political arguments...they should become urgent priorities. Every victim deserves the same attention, regardless of who caused the violence.