@LOTAirlinesUS why do you hang up on me while complaining about my seat being wet from diarrhea from the previous passenger? This is just humiliating and gross! #CustomerExperience
*removes spanx*
*gets a table at a cafe that isn't near a source of natural light*
*orders something and just straight up eats it while it's warm*
*flies economy*
*hangs out with my friends without referring to them as "these humans"*
#instagramdown