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~appropriate thoughts only~

[zacharyreality @zacharyreality]

I’m so excited for the bachelor to come on tonight this is actually the best bachelor season we’ve had in years

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

@UPMC

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love being forced to pay for valet parking at the doc just for it to take 10x as long for me to park and 50x longer to get my car afterwards

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

but also.. NOBODY ASKED THIS MAN HIS OPINION?? On the coat that I like and bought for myself?? I literally am so confused why he thought telling me he hates the color of MY jacket would go well??

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

I wore this cute green fuzzy jacket today that I got so many compliments on, most specifically about how great of a color it is on me. Some random man had the audacity to slide into my DMs to say he likes the coat but not the color and that red would’ve looked better on me.

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

Red is the color that literally looks the worst on me (aside from orange).

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A man that I was supposed to go on a date with for dinner tonight for chicken wings just instead asked me to get coffee and go on a walk OUTSIDE IN THE COLD with him over the weekend. Sir. Please.

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my cat snoring is the cutest thing

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me: I’m going to behave tonight

also me: impulse buys tickets to Steelers game

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I need to learn that some people just aren’t going to like or vibe with me and that’s okay

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

drunk rn and I thought of the best tweet ever earlier but I forgot it 😭

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All a girl needs is a mid game nap

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lost my voice

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security guard said I’m a baddie tonight wow 🥹

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not me at 4am alive and tired

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I know at least 4 people in Tokyo right now

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Spotify finally added Audiobooks!

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not this man saying “we’ve been talking almost a month now, time is flying”
…
sir our first date was last Wednesday we have been talking less than a week

[askLindsey @askLindseyy]

I felt like this guy I have gone on a few dates with hasn’t asked me anything about myself so I straight up asked him to ask me something he wants to know… tell me why his questions were “do you prefer sneakers or heels” and “what’s your favorite color” 💀💀💀

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shrimp & broccoli fried rice for breakfast