Andrew Skalman

Seattle, WA

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

Big congrats to @austin_hurwitz and team on the milestone!! 🚀🚀

[NEUKO @neukoai]

BREAKING: @neukoai announces its pre-seed to build the future of fandom.

backed by @solanaventures, @seedclub, and leaders from @Meta, @Amazon, @Spotify.

here's why we're building the AI + crypto operating system for the next era of media 📷

[NEUKO @neukoai]

BREAKING: @neukoai announces its pre-seed to build the future of fandom.

backed by @solanaventures, @seedclub, and leaders from @Meta, @Amazon, @Spotify.

here's why we're building the AI + crypto operating system for the next era of media 📷

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

Freddie Freeman just hit a bomb to score 4 unanswered runs. What a disaster for the Yankees.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@SoundersFC

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

HOLY BLEEPIN STEPH

[Hawaii Football @HawaiiFootball]

Don’t think we’ll be getting any arguments here 🤙

#BRADDAHHOOD x #GoBows

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@patrickjkoenig @links_national I spy @htomlin6!

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@stephenasmith Stephen A… How about some credit for the original post from 2014!?

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

For those who don't appreciate LeBron's size and athleticism, LeBron is 6'8", 250 lb while Mewtwo is 6'7" 269 lb.

[Polynesian Football @PolynesianFBHOF]

@darrenrovell Polynesians represent one-third of 1% of the U.S. population, yet 15% of the top 20 players selected during this year’s @nfl draft are of Polynesian ancestry. 🌴🤙🏻

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

My contribution to the “tipping culture is out of control” narrative 😂😂😂

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

Seattle is ready.️⚽️

@LumenField will play host to 6 matches, including a @USMNT group stage match, during the 2026 @FIFAWorldCup!

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@warriors TWEET THIS AGAIN ADMIN

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@NoLayingUp Can you tell @CBS to put Jaeger on the scoreboard instead of Finau…?

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@bronsonyim @UOHockey @verberohockey Nevah mind

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@ianistweeting @SickosCommittee Found it! I guess UW rolls with the PG-13 lyrics lol

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

You know the vibes @RomeOdunze 🎶

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@ianistweeting How are you going to cut off the video before the best part?? 😂 @SickosCommittee

[Andrew Skalman @askalman]

@patrickjkoenig Not a bad combo!

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Greatest Skol Chant + Gjallahorn sounding of all time.

@KirkCousins8

[LeBron James @KingJames]

🧑🏽‍🍳🙏🏾