Sloane Crosley

Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp, Look Alive Out There, Cult Classic and Grief Is for People

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

There is honestly no point in doing anything but this guy's job.

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

@xlorentzen "Oh, you mean Glimmer Train North?" is the funniest thing you ever said to me

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

Ah, so long ago. Tate Donovan directed my episode and I don't think I even *mentioned* this in the piece. Bonkers. xoxo @believermag @gossipgirl

[The Believer @believermag]

"Yes, I was playing me, but did I have to dress like it? I had never attended a fictional book-publishing cocktail party before."

—@askanyone on the peculiar hazards of playing yourself on Gossip Girl

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[NY Public Library @nypl]

In 'Grief Is for People' by Sloane Crosley, essayist Crosley searches for meaning through philosophy, art, and the disorienting work of mourning someone who chose to leave after losing her closest friend to suicide.

#BookOfTheDay: https://t.co/zz0r2LHpxP

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

I come on here for the first time this year and THIS is what burns my eyes? Yes, I remember this palace where the nerves of everyone I know ran through the walls. You could actually eat the hollandaise. I puked in the bathroom. Though not from that. This has been my aughts essay.

[Robert Sietsema @robertsietsema]

Anybody remember Coffee Shop at Union Square, circa 2018?

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@xlorentzen Save for the rat.

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How nice that the cover of this beauty is inspired by the introduction. Coming this May to a drawing room near you! https://t.co/ck2UNnvlQE

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Every one of these is funnier than the last, each for a different reason. I just followed through on mine: https://t.co/lrVhVNwxU1 @InterviewMag

[The Drift @thedrift_mag]

Join us, @NewDirections, @krithikavaragur, @zaintkhalid, @askanyone, and Rob Franklin, on November 18 to celebrate the publication of the newest installment of Solvej Balle’s series “On the Calculation of Volume.”

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[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

I enjoyed contributing this. Experience the bespoke psychic vibes of the @nplusonemag quiz for yourself: https://t.co/2v5CLo8dRj

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

You win some, you lose some. If you're the Louvre, you lose a lot... https://t.co/14hW0yD6ci @nytopinion

[The Yale Review @yalereview]

With alcohol consumption in America at historic lows, is the boozy-author archetype a thing of the past? For our Essay of the Week, Sloane Crosley traces how Fitzgerald endures as its brightest—and bleakest—example. https://t.co/0iIdHABSlG

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

Wrote down every tip I have for writing personal essays, in one spot. Pretty fun. https://t.co/jsDOt01SWK

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Hard disagree.

[Gary Lime @GaryLime]

Winner of the "Bookstore shelf promoting three books that have nothing in common" goes to Powerhouse Books in Sunset Park. @askanyone

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

From Channing Tatum’s “The One and Only Sparkella” to John Cena’s “Elbow Grease,” Sloane Crosley dives into the bizarre world of celebrity children’s books. https://t.co/UUwG66jyVl

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@meghan_daum Matthew Desmond

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@frynaomifry At least I have this super-Jewy surname to make it easy for people.

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Torture: https://t.co/b8smmYfXCf (merci beaucoup @TravelLeisure)

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@krithikavaragur @thedrift_mag @NewDirections I talked about nothing but these books for about six months. Let's go!

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

🤎shoutout to my first born 🍰 https://t.co/dSri9nTXnZ

[Sloane Crosley @askanyone]

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