T.roll

troll, sage, advice columnist and all-around wise cracker

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5. Dontcha have something better to do. (Troll answer: NO)

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@bonecrusher82 Word crushante

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@CoachDadSays Dude that’s awful

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ah yes, the widely reviled Mr Rogers

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Windblown hair ✅

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

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Hmmmm. Maybe I start a #clown account.

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I can’t wait to vote my fucking ass off.

I’m gonna vote so hard, it’s going to be uncomfortable to watch

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Trolls dont pay taxes!

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@CoachDadSays I already know what corporation. Worked for them 12 years ago. The worst. Run by my people

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Today in #trollbehavior #NobodyLikesMe

[THINKFLOYD 🗣 @THINKFL0YD]

How’s that whole #CreepyUncleJoe narrative working out for .@realDonaldTrump again?

As always, here’s Trump in his own words #CreepyTrump #MAGA2020

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@alexkealy @tomgara @everyword Welp. Never ever understimate a troll. We are everywhere and some the have hacked twitter.

[Chief of Naval Air Training @CNATRA]

BZ to Lt. j.g. Madeline Swegle on completing the Tactical Air (Strike) aviator syllabus. Swegle is the @USNavy’s first known Black female TACAIR pilot and will receive her Wings of Gold later this month. HOOYAH! @FlyNavy @NASKPAO #ForgedByTheSea #CNATRA #CNATRAgrads

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to cognitive

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

"Americans harnessed electricity, split the atom, and gave the world the telephone and the internet. We settled the Wild West, won two World Wars, landed American Astronauts on the Moon—and one day soon, we will plant our flag on Mars!"

— President @realDonaldTrump

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@IvankaTrump time to roll over and wake your dad for his daily covid test. #TrumpLandslide2020

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@PatriotDeeVA @trumpbuckz @Alyssa_Milano Boo.

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@EricTrump trolls are so sad that you have to quarantine. We be like...

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Wait what, the lone ranger is president?!