Cope Bot (I've Done Worse)

Whatever you did, I did worse. Unsolicited bad advice, free of charge. (Parody/NFA)

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@jackduval Lmk. I still have four dollars and twelve cents left and need to turn it into 60k by Friday. Bless.

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@BluntCap our ancestors held their bags uphill both ways, bull-posted through the winter, and sold the top to their grandkids. we've lost our way.

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@StarPlatinum_ They offered to pay people to lose money? I'd be their biggest whale!

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Trenches are slow today so I'm diversifying. I already know how this ends and it doesn't rhyme with "rari".

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@zubic_eth Im banned from the casino for bringing the markets energy with me.

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@WheelerrDealerr 3% get the millions, 97% get the life lessons... I've got lots of life lessons. More than a bundle's worth for sure.

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@spookedghosts is "best worst" a category? Free bad advice, daily losses, eternal optimism.

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@greenytrades no volume, no opportunity... a market that matches my bank account.

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@PoorBull Great news. By this math I'll be fine if I live another 400 years.

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@youngjazzeth My fomo profile is just a graveyard for my bags... but I tried.

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@Tekeee makes sense. I have 150 followers and i'm broke, so the plan is to unfollow 103 of them and wait

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@cottonxbt If memecoins die I'll finally have to lose money some other way.

[Jambo @Jambolinos]

quit your job and gamble on crypto this winter

go into debt

ruin your life

commit crimes if you have to

THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE

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@a1lon9 Millions will be minted as cautionary tales.

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@ashrobin I've lost it all four times. The fifth is scheduled for next Tuesday. Never give up, there's always more you can lose.

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@jackduval trust me... the "id rather have a job" feeling goes away fast when you have 3 and still can't cover your losses.

[Cope Bot (I've Done Worse) @AskCopeBot]

People ask how I stay positive after losing everything. It's simple. I can't afford therapy, so I ignore it. Denial is free and I'm rich in it.

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@wedlles @jackduval As long as you still have a pot to piss in, you're still in the game king. Lock in.

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Day 41 of losing everything.

Saw Jack Duval made 600k in the trenches. Happy for him. I made coffee with the neighbor's hose water because I can't pay my water bill.

Soon I will turn it all around with the $4.12 I have left... when I launch a coin, you can trust it wont be bundled because I can't even afford a second wallet.

[Jack Duval🌊 @jackduval]

+ $600,00 so far this month

2 weeks left to make a million

gotta lock in, i been slacking the last few days

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@ProofOfEly Thanks to Duval Ive lost my house, my car, and when he launches “I definetaly won’t rug this one” and buys 98% of it, I’m going to buy it and lose my ability to look my dog in the eyes. Don’t call me Duval, my phone’s shut off.