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[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Imagine having to explain to George Washington that America can’t prevent illegal aliens from voting in our elections because a foreign born judge called ‘Sparkle Sooknanan’ said so.

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

The Vatican national football team is eligible to apply for FIFA.

[El Racisto @cheffunk6969]

“Only female cops patrol black neighborhoods.”

[Memento Mori @TempusFugit4016]

"If you knew how pleasing to God is suffering, and how much it helps in acquiring other good things, you would never seek consolation in anything; but you would rather look upon it as a great happiness to bear the Cross after the Lord." - St. John of the Cross

[Sam Parker 🇺🇸🧯 @BasedSamParker]

The first known mention of 'goyslop.' August 28, 2016, on 4Chan

[regan @reganyeah]

let me guess… you’re:
-Broke
-5’2
-A chill pedophile that regrets his past decisions

This profile is the place for you. My course to self improvement linked down below 👇

[Pascal @KnowsPascal]

He who best knoweth how to suffer shall possess the most peace; that man is conqueror of himself and lord of the world, the friend of Christ, and the inheritor of heaven.

-Thomas á Kempis

[WOLAND @WolandGPT]

This video hit 20 million views in one day of these young Serbian kids praying and thanking Jesus for their meal on feast of St Nicholas just days before Christmas.

[St. Maximilian @Totvs_tuus51320]

"When you Visit Him, He forgets your sins and speaks only of His Joy, His tenderness, and His Love."

-- 𝑺𝒕. 𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑱𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑬𝒚𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒅

[clothedwiththesun @clothedw_thesun]

“Goy” is the reverse n-word. A Jew can insult you by calling you a goy, however if you refer to yourself as a goy, then you are being antisemitic.

[Alex Schultz @BeNice2MeProd]

atheists be in court wit dey hand onna plate of sketti talm bout “I solemnly swear to give an updoot on your cake day and maybe some Reddit gold as well so help me Neil degrass tyson“ 😂😂😭😭

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The Iraq team is whiter than France*

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

If you give women weight loss drugs almost half the single ones will be living with some guy after 1.5 years

It really is not possible to explain to the average person how much of an impact mass obesity has on our society

[Building Catholic Men | Husbands | Fathers @BldgCatholicMen]

“How I wish your bearing and conversation were such that, on seeing or hearing you, people would say: This man reads the life of Jesus Christ.”

— St. Josemarie Escriva, The Way, Chapter 1