The person who likes to get through security and arrive at the gate 10 minutes before boarding always marries someone who needs to be the first person on the plane. It’s called ✨balance✨.
Apparently 3 minutes left in the game when the Bulls are down by 10+ is “not the time” to tell my husband important updates on what @taylorswift13 is wearing in tonight’s paparazzi photos. 🤷🏻♀️ #whoknew
Never in my wildest dreams did I think that I, who is too quickly approaching thirty, would find the Metra transit system to be one of my most favorite things to talk about 💀 #trains
I mean it.. if ugg serves me with one more ad for those cute little platform wool boots, I will have no choice but to literally purchase them right there on the spot
Conversations overheard in my office..
Coworker 1: Going to put some music on, what does everyone want to listen to?
Coworker 2: I’ll listen to anything..
Me: 🤩🤩🤩
Coworker 2: … but Taylor Swift
Me: 🥺