Jack Dodge

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@PortlyNord @VlasicStork Ai

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@PortlyNord I just want to comment that no one can touch my shine on Mega Man X which is, yes, the best video game of all time.

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(Redachted)

I don’t want to live in a world without “Michelle Trachtenberg”. This is absolute bullshit.

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I don’t want to live in a world without Michelle Tractenburg. This is bullshit.

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@JakeJonzz @creepydotorg This man is having a stroke

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I got super stoned to make “baked” chicken because it was funny but it turned not funny and paranoid and I don’t even want to eat this awesome chicken I made.

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@PortlyNord I thought it was educational

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Telling grandma happy Mother’s Day at midnight to get ahead of the curve 😎😎😎

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Whenever I’m having an anxiety attack I try to remember to the think about the world as a whole. Then I calmly reside in the idea that we are all doomed.

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Future dude trying to verify his account to find love thru dating apps but it’s hard to prove he’s not a robot because of all the robots. And then he DOES find luv but it turns out SHE’S a robot. But that’s ok, because it turns out he’s a robot too, like in terminator salvation.

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I’ve been topping my casserole with a crust made from the chicken stuffing mix but I’m going full tilt cornbread stove top on this next ride! See you on the other side losers!

#yolo
#cornbread

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When I go to heaven I want Nicholas Cage to greet me there. Even if he’s not dead yet. I bet he would be the best Peter gate guy.

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Smells like the god damned pope

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@_Mortimer_Duke_ I miss them.

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The kitchen is a little lonelier after the rat extermination. Like it’s missing something.

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A Dana recipe that I’m trying for the first time. The ruffles are my own experienced addition. #casserole #FullMoon

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It is, once again, casserole season motherfuckers.

I know it’s been a while since I tweeted and I just want everyone to know that I am still doing what I do best. Or rather, what I do at some mediocre/7th grade level.

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@PortlyNord Hansel and Gretel deserved to be eaten. I don’t know if this is the place for the argument.

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It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

But also it’s even better when you win at love and prove the guy wrong who told you that.

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A bird just shit on my face