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Jesus of Nazareth.

Sorry it took me so long to sort out a Twitter account but I'm here for all of my people now, ask me anything you like, I will give answers

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@Bushra1Shaikh Do any other religions blow themselves up?

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@PeterTatchell Absolutely not.. they can can stay in one of the 7 safe countries they passed on the way to the land of free housing and cash in hand labour

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@realmadrid @vinijr At London Colney the grass isn't brown and patchy.. and he would have a chance of winning the Champions League in North London

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@jamesm27 @piersmorgan @vinijr I'm sorry.. didn't Arsenal get beyond Madrid in the CL last 2 seasons?

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@ShadyWrecker Fuck off weirdo we jsut won the league and nearly the champions league

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@RodinSimi You just finish 10th? How old were you when Chelsea last beat Arsenal at a fame of football?

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@RodinSimi HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN CHELSEA LAST BEAT ARSENAL?

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@olawale_richy @Chefdoo195 Love that you think you can still banter the champions 😆

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@MBG_95 @BladeoftheS What if I want to use my hard earned money to make more money.. and someone is prepared to pay me rent for my second property.. why should your weird ideals stop me?

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@HonestarsenalF Fake news, in this interview he actually said Eddie McGoldrick is the reason he first started playing football and he admires Ray Parlour more than any other player

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@MikeyHotspurs You just avoided relegation

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@jonconrob @zarahussain999 Except almost all muslim countries have chased out all christians and jews.. we are not the same

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@callmeoscar_1 You will probably sign them all and still lose twice to Arsenal and finish 7th

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@jonconrob @zarahussain999 We don't need to attract more muslims to the UK.. they have 3-4 kids on average and we have 1 on average.. the women don't work on the whole, and the men don't respect our women on the whole and Islam is the only religion that has compatability issues with western culture

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@callmeoscar_1 Finish 9th?

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@zarahsultana How much money do Iran have for you in crypto or an offshore account?

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@jonconrob @zarahussain999 That is turkey.. show me the one in Afghanistan, Syria, Gaza, or Iran

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@FabrizioRomano If by biggest he means, smallest shittest stadium, less trophies than Arsenal, mid table finishers, and no Champions League football then yes

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@jeremycorbyn Sorry Jezza, would you be offering support to their Jihadi enemy who eants us all dead?