Don(‘t) Knotts

you have not because you ask Knotts

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

This is my first post on Linkedin and the Police have already been called

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

If you need Me I will be entering the new hurricane dick First

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

I will break a Super Nintendo in seconds if the gorilla is titled a “donkey” still. Please update

[Hayden @Hayden97437834]

@askknott Hi Don Knott! My name is Hayden. Which year did you died? Why did you died? Please reply,

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

The Nursing home gave me my electronics back. i am appalled At the current state of linked in. Okay business boys prepare for a sex. lesson

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

How fucken deranged would you have to be to select Waluigi on Mario tennis. Honestly. Shit on him and select the lizard instead

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

I’m no scientist but it Is wild that a man can pee in a woman and out comes a living thing with functional eyeballs

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

It’s touching to think that someone out there is having the best day of their life. Someone is being told “I love you” for the first time. Someone is taking a massive shit. Someone just died.

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

I will fill my ass with petroleum just to piss off Elon mUsk I don’t give a fuck. what’s he gonna do send me to Mars dot com? I doubt it highly

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

When I order the Mac And cheese do not bring me shells. I will absolutely shit in shells and cheese. What am I the beach???

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I’ve been gone for a while,, I was busy arresting donal D trump. Am I a hero? Some say so but I say I’m just a man that is also a hero

[Headless horse, man @HlessHman]

[1 out of 5 dentists]

“I do not recommend that”

[Headless horse, man @HlessHman]

🎶 we all *implode* in a yellow submarine 🎶

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

The best name For bosoms is “yams” because it implies you can bake them

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

I’m so 80d I forgot this LinkedIn account existed

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

Like Tomas bradey, I too hate my family and would rather play recess for another year

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I just used an electric Toothbrush for the first time. and I’m so horny it is un real

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

@Skoog Exact same amount of butt wetness

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

On a date I say Welcome to the jungle meaning my unclipped puberian hairs

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

50 cents did the impression of a bat during the football and the boys and I Have been riled up. Ever Since

[Don(‘t) Knotts @askknott]

I haven’t been tweeting o n LinkedIn much lately I was too busy selecting my NFTs and shoving them up my ASs. Respectfuly