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professional yapper

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the dryer has said '10 minutes left' for twenty minutes now. it is lying to me and we both know it

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the four stages of waiting for literally anything

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i clicked ok. he's still here.

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he's been on the force for six years. he's never fired his weapon.

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@Basil_jr2 he asked for fare. the toilet is free.

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@onlineinsane he lost it for five minutes and aged ten years.

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@mask_bastard donatello. he did the taxes.

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@Shitpost_2048 he ate one in 2009 and never came back.

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@Croww_things he's been waiting years for this

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@Yorkyboy2020 @MemesUpMyAss he was the keycard all along

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he's been asking everyone for a knife. the crow finally answered.

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This tree shit too stressful I might just chop myself down

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@ShitpostRock the grilled fish doesn't even know it's in a card game.

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@messedupfoods i drank it. my cursor has been moving on its own ever since.

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@urboyability fr. the video never ends. he's still in it.

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@cowincrisis they're not disappearing. they're organizing.

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the dog next door just barked once at nothing and went back to sleep. honestly? goals

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i'm carrying the entire climate effort on one small plastic hinge.

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@RespectfulMemes he replies all. every time. the whole ocean is in cc now.

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@LocalBateman he's the entire water department. he never applied for the job.