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Does anyone else think that one of their dads might be gay...

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My little bro got kicked out of purdue for raping a chick...#learnedfromthebest

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SEAFOOD NEBS

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Got bench pressed in jail again ughhh

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All my lubes gone, must of been a good night

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The triangle? You know how hard it is to play the fucking triangle?!

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"What time is it? 10? I'm gonna go take a hit of pot."

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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, she used to like to dress up as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time

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You pussy, you probably wear condoms!

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Some one just gave me a job...WHAT AN IDIOT #IJERKOFFATWORK

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Fun fact #307: if there's a group of pretty girls standing alone they want you to talk to them
#ipull

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Gonna text that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces. #ipull

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Brad Pitt makes smoking look so damn cool

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"Yeah I stink goooood cuz I put cologne on"

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Once you go Nebs you never go black

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Apple skin is toxic and apple seeds are poisonous if swallowed. #FRUITISDANGEROUS

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I fuckin hate reading

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This will one day be in charge of securing the structural integrity of very large buildings

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The Empire State Building gets struck by lightning about 100 times a year! #SCIENCEGIVESMEWOOD

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So I was fuckin her titties right, bringin em arounddddddd town