seizus christ

[maria morris @mariamorris749]

Wanna get out of finals? #rentaseize

[seizus christ @askseizus]

Seize ya l8r

[seizus christ @askseizus]

Alright kids that's it for tonight's Twitter fight tune in tomorrow for more seize inducing entertainment and always remember to#seizetheday

[seizus christ @askseizus]

FIRST OF ALL STOP TALKING IN HASHTAGS NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU AND HEY @tori_lannon I TRIED TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU HATING ON ME

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon I agree Renee is quite irrelevant we should join together and take her down #seizusandsatan #peace?

[seizus christ @askseizus]

When chicks can't handle the #friendzone #herewegoagain

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon #thatwasrenee #peacewasnevermade #seizushasallthepower #youcouldwatchyourback #buttheresnopoint

[seizus christ @askseizus]

We here at seizus's sex pit would like to retract our apology to @tori_lannon due to the fact that we are not at all sorry

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon #youaintsatan #youjustanaveragedemonhoe #dicksuckingdemonbackatitwiththebeingabitch

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon our apologies, seizus is really not on the ball. addicted to monster, seizing, menstruating non-stop, it's been difficult 😟

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon fine but just remember seizus also smites #seizussmites #yougondie

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon however seizus is willing to forgive you for your outburst #seizusforgives #seizussaves

[seizus christ @askseizus]

@tori_lannon no you just weren't at the top of my priority list. Seizus is busy

[seizus christ @askseizus]

Sorry @tori_lannon seizus don't settle

[seizus christ @askseizus]

Well my child, as the all knowing holy Seizus Christ once said, "when in doubt, fake a seizure" https://t.co/Zk6LIEXYVw

[maggie @maggiegoodwin_]

@askseizus is it still valid if I ask now how to eliminate any fight ever plotted against you