Autonomos Homer

The Internet’s #1 Van Hagar Stan Account (according to no one in particular)

[Autonomos Homer @askulie]

*Writing resume*

“Moves like Jagger
Tweets like a Toynbee Tile”

send it

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Aura farming with black snake fireworks

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I refuse to come to my senses I love riding these fences

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In this universe the topsy tail is a core memory

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What if we held hands at the harbor freight

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My phone corrected sumo wrestling to sump wrestling so like ok

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Thank you sincerely for running out of water halfway and leaving me with a chunky acidic coffee slurry I love progress

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Where is my coffee what do you mean I have to press the big throbbing button to make it go why are you like this

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I’d like my keurig better if I had patience and could follow directions

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Mfw I listen to ornette coleman once

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Quietly humming that song from cyberpunk while chatting with my llm bro

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The algorithm really needs me to listen to h.i.m.

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I am the one who wears socks (with sandals)

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Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream I have to pee

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How about a rousing game of jazz from hell or oneohtrix point never

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Yes I know how to quit vi stop asking

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The duality of man

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When you use your leet skills to get a dos game from 1992 to run on your mac

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Gyros in a half shell

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I can see you got big ope energy