maria the first

[maria the first @askwwmd]

One day I hope everyone in Brooklyn realizes that to fully self actualize they must move to Philadelphia

[maria the first @askwwmd]

$250 million on a movie when they could have just done this to get the girls interested

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@tinndfishmonger Wait twin that’s crazy I’ve been making these every day this week out of nowhere but w lemon

[spor @sporadica]

“i hate cooking” yea you’ve clearly never dimmed the lights, put some bossa nova on the speaker, and poured yourself a massive glass of red wine while your wife helps cut the vegetables

skill issue

[maria the first @askwwmd]

Zumba flopped because they never thought to add weighted vests

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@quisch_lully @credenzaclear2 No u ate

[jess yin @itsjessyin]

when I'm feeling uninspired I like to return to the classics so i made a way to doomscroll the moma archives

[maria the first @askwwmd]

Yes, my consuming desire is to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, barroom regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

This is what I mean when I say "afternoon with the girls"

[James @JamesPhl96]

They have these in Philadelphia but next to a sunco

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it’s time to change my life

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@coldhealing I did this and didn’t find him 😩

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@SaladBarFan No it’s OBVIOUSLY Philadelphia lmaooooo there’s literally a show about how it’s filled with weird little fuckups like come on

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

I think philly is like the Paris of North America…beauty…people in the streets…fraternity….i will die for my beautiful nation Philadelphia

[lil duval @lilduval]

Pharrell out here dressed like a chick from Philly 😂

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@patriciamou_ Can’t wait for everyone to bring a flask to the late nite bathhouse- shit will go craaaazy

[maria the first @askwwmd]

@GeringerAdam @tenobrus 🥰💕🌈