Alison

tenaciously joyful. mostly found studying the Bible & loving every minute of it. elementary & ESL teacher.

[gaut @0xgaut]

if your dad wears these, your family will survive the recession

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@scrowlsey I’m an art teacher now and it’s really the best thing ever

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@scrowlsey u were nice in art class tho 💛

[Alison @aslanjobe]

nickel creek got cancelled this weekend but the Watkins family hour is taking its place & we made it to the show tonight! apparently they’re bringing out some surprise guests

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@KaciBurrow Dude also so glad it’s overrrrrr. My firm took the rest of the week off and it’s been glorious

[Alison @aslanjobe]

if I have one fan, it’s the rabbi i work for who always hypes me up about being a female Bible teacher and sends me home with enough Mediterranean food to feed me for two weeks after Friday shabbat

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@_avasharpe Nothing is certain I’m in denial 😭😭😭

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@scrowlsey Dude I FINALLY gave distance running a real sustained college try after years of hating it and I’m running my first half marathon in a month and I’m so happy 🥹

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@thecachinnator Jesus. So, so sorry. Praying for them and for your fam.

[Josh Ritter @joshritter]

Richard Brautigan.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Woah. A mother in Nashville just took over a live stream on Fox News to call out Republicans’ opposition to gun reform. (h/t @atrupar)

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@secretgela I feel the same way, I just can’t stop crying. I was teaching 2nd graders while the shooting happened this morning, at a small private christian school with a couple hundred students on the other side of nashville. We’re all just in shock.

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@thecachinnator Our faculty got the news right after I finished teaching my 2nd graders’ art class in old hickory. Weeping for those families. it’s absolutely horrendous. I’m glad your family is safe.

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@thatunholybitch Same 😭 u going to the Ryman shows??

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@ReelyCaroline Saaaame I totally spoiled myself 😂 which night are u going?

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@_avasharpe This tweet was like a summoning call for the 2014 LBD squad 😂

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@_avasharpe No wayyyyyyy

[Alison @aslanjobe]

@thatunholybitch Shut upppppp omg 😱

[Kamran Javadizadeh @kjavadizadeh]

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