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•adhd "quidquid futurum est summum, ab imo nascitur."

[eyøymia @aslcev]

#codeoranje #knmi

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@10mirbeyxx https://t.co/PNkI6bqgUY

[Irredeemably Pissed Off @KAG_SuziQ]

@argosaki

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@000e34 @nanananottoday Valla insanı gayet de süzüyorlar.
Marka giyerler ama bunu bizdeki gibi markanın dev logosunun olduğu kıyafetlerle onları pek göremezsin. Ayrıca bizim pahalı marka diye adlandırdığımız bir çok marka onlar için herkesin maddi gücünün yettiği markalar.

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@didem5654 Koksun ya da kokmasın benim de migdem bulanirdi. Toplum içi basit kurallar bunlar.

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@ifkoparan @kilicdarogluk Geçmişin muhasebesi’nden sonrasını okumadım.

[Fatih Koparan @ifkoparan]

@CataPaul2 Listedeki tüm ülkelere defalarca gittim. Türk mutfağı Yunan mutfağındaki yemeklerin %90'ını içerir ve Yunan mutfağından en az 8-10 kat daha büyüktür. Portekiz ya da Peru mutfağının Türk mutfağından daha iyi olduğunu düşünmek için zihinsel özürlü olmanız gerekir.

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@PeyzajBitkileri ❤️

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@Daily_MailUS

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@ajansmuhbir1923 Perde konusu ve dışarıdan geçenlerin içeri bakmaması tamamen şehir efsanesi. İlk yıl perdelerim hep açıktı. Baktım The Truman show olduk ben de kapattım perdeleri.

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@ZamHaberAjans Dil öğren, çalışmaya başla ve bir hobi edin

[Zeynep Turan @twitburc]

1981 doğumlular konuşulmaya devam edecek…

[eyøymia @aslcev]

@ZamHaberAjans Son karede adam elindekileri yere fırlattı…devamını merak ettim.

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

🇹🇷BREAKING:

Turkey announces the resumption of crude oil imports from Iran.

[Fatih Koparan @ifkoparan]

Başardık ❤️ Her fav hayırlı olsun Kuperan'dır

[Universal News @universalnewsx]

🔴 A Turkish streamer secretly entered Epstein Island and filmed the interior of the island with a drone.

“We did what was said to be impossible. Right now, we’re in the most intriguing place in the world, but there are no influencers here. ”

[eyøymia @aslcev]

The relation between Iran war and 5G https://t.co/6jtibHXbv1 via @YouTube

[Fatih Koparan @ifkoparan]

Çok kafam şişti de epstein videosuyla ilgili birkaç iftirayı yanıtlamak istiyorum

1. Clickbait video adaya çıkmadı demişler: çıktım ama çıkmam önemli değil işin gel gel kısmı o. Daha önemli olan sistemin işleyişini canlı göstermem, adayı dronla detaylı çekmem ve tabii ki röportajlar. Neden adamın evine girmedin falan demiş biri :))

2. Bu adaya ilk çıkan benim demedim hatta videoda adaya benden önce ÇIKAN var dedim.

3. Ben bu videoyu aylar önce çektim yani dün çekip yayınlamadım.

4. Adayı çeken ilk Türk benim. Ha benden önce sapıklık için giden var mıdır bilemem.

5. Benim videom öyle instagrammerlar gibi adaya çıktım bitti değil, aylarca yapılan çalışmalar sonucu olayı özetleyen ve adada çalışmış insanlarla yapılan röportajlar içeriyor. farklı şeyler

5. Bu yazdıklarımı videoyu izleyen yüzbinlerce kişi doğrulayacaktır. Herkesi kendiniz gibi sanmayın. Hamam böceklerinin yalan manipülasyonuna kanmayın. Ha kanarsanız önemli değil 😄

[eyøymia @aslcev]

I SNUCK ONTO JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ISLAND! Interview with the Employees https://t.co/51r4X8rnou via @YouTube #epstein

[Fatih Koparan @ifkoparan]

Dominik Cumhuriyeti'nin favelaları. Yeni video yayında. Öndeyiz 🫶🏻 https://t.co/lJwzS2F0qJ