AmberlyLB

I like to go to bed early.

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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@DaveHolmes sry I’m late to your Party of One but, damn, son, that shit is fucking awesome! Pls write more books (and do the audio narration)! Also pls get Kurt Loder to write his memoir

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@ianabramson If you change the flavor of the Kool Aid, he will continue to live. If you put the kool aid in a different container it will not bring that container to life

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90% of parenting is just trying to be more stubborn than your children.

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@warnermusic ordered Lizzo merch 1 month ago. Finally got HALF my order today. Customer service has been shitty as hell

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@lizzo ordered from your shop a month ago. Finally got the order tonight. Oh wait it was only half my order. Shit is too damn expensive to have this many problems $80/2 tshirts 😳 (well 1 shirt rn)

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@AtlanticRecords hey thanks for finally sending me my Lizzo order! Too bad only half of it was in the package. Is it 1982? Cuz that’s the level of service I’m getting

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@AtlanticRecords where’s my stuff?? Want my Lizzo order yesterday since I ordered on 11/10.

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@AtlanticRecords ordered a month ago from Lizzo store and STILL. WAITING. WTH? contacted customer service. twice. no answer. you don't want my money? i'll spend it somewhere else. oh wait, system won't allow me to cancel order

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

@lizzo hey you're amazing but @ATLRecord is doing a seriously shitty job providing customer service on orders of your swag! Ordered birthday gift for my friend a month ago and still hasn't shipped. All we wanna do is adore you via t-shirt and we can't

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@Freeyourmindkid I was scared and ashamed. Got my stuff and walked home without saying anything to anyone incl my parents. Have never spoken to that bitch again.

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

@Freeyourmindkid @Freeyourmindkid slumber party in 3rd or 4th grade...hostess decided I was not allowed to touch or play with anything. Couldn’t even touch the floor. I was the only POC. I curled up in a corner and prayed for the night to end. In a.m. everyone acted like it was a normal night

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@KarenKilgariff hearing your Gelson's story made me think of when Tina fell in love in the dairy section.

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@KarenKilgariff welcome to phx! My hometown is that my coworker left work one day and murdered 2 ppl. Love to share but my seat will be too far away! Soooooo excited to share air w/u & Georgia!!!

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@AOC Go get it girl

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Workmate: “I can’t bring tamales can I since my husband is white?”

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In defense of abolishing 13th amendment, Kanye said, "We don't have 13th floors...?" #ImSold #logic

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

if only we could all feel comfortable being our true selves...

[Sally Kohn @sallykohn]

I’m gay.
Really extra super gay.
And really really fortunate to have never felt anything other than proud and supported to be exactly the me I’m meant to be. Wish everyone could grow up that way. Even straight people! 🌈🎉#NationalComingOutDay

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

@Target sitting in Tempe, AZ store watching cafe dude walk past same mess four times and not cleaning it. It’s blocked off but why not clean it up? Or turn off Icee machine which apppears to be causing mess?

[AmberlyLB @asleepby9]

@MyFavMurder you say #SSDGM my workmates couldn’t get it right so we say good-bye with “be pretty don’t kill yourself” 😂