Kush Goswami

To be, rather than to seem.

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

Meaningful suffering is better than meaningless pleasures.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive

The very definition of "You can just do things"

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

@abowlcut O_o

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

The millennial urge to delete your entire internet presence and go back to a landline, walkman and digital camera.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Stop supporting friends that don’t support you.

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

@duttsanjay kya scene?

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Kamaal kar diya pilot ji, hum sab aap ko salute karte hain will be a pleasure to fly with u.. Well done bro.. Capt #SmitMachchhar

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

Always remember that Kanye can write Ramcharitmanas if he wanted to but Tulsidas can never post this:

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

No matter how hard you try AI generated videos will never be funny.

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

@Goyslopgirly Atheists with Hindus as well lmao

[Amigo @Topboix]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[Śaciṣṭha @RiseBharata]

It's In The Air Of Gujarat.

[Maahir Panchal @maahirpanchal]

Why Gujarat?

We’re literally India’s most predictable business environment, ease of living and a family-culture state.

Tell me, why not?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

forcing me to accept your behaviour when you can’t accept my reaction is crazy behaviour.

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

always remember to cut your hands off before you even think about extending it to ungrateful motherfuckers.

[Kush Goswami @aslikush]

@cneuralnetwork Kanye can write Ramcharitmanas if he wanted but Tulsidas can never make Graduation

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

How Dostoevsky felt when he wrote a book about gambling to pay off his gambling debts and wrote it in only 26 days.

[Jay Singh @Jayrathore9068]

(1/n) ~ Hey everyone!
I want to sincerely apologize to everyone affected by my actions.
I accept that I made a mistake, and I understand that what I did was wrong. There are a few things I could explain, but I don't think discussing them here would change anything. What matters~

[mayank.🍒 @WyrdWeaver8]

how jay singh rathore is gonna wake up with his chai n sutta after boosting india’s happiness index