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[a✨ @noirblvck_]

Since I started eating in a deficit, I haven’t been able to understand why I was eating like I was going to jail in the first place 💀

[fifi❤️ @RefilweSeboko]

"men are the providers" is crazy because most of us wouldn't be alive if our mothers didn't provide for us

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Woman on the plane asked for my window seat so she could "sit with her husband." I said no. She said, "Wow, someone hates love."
No, Mam, I paid extra to lean my head against this plastic wall and dissociate. You can hold hands at baggage claim.

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

[Garlic & Mayo ..✿ |🇵🇰 @sameen_arshad]

I've had a crush on this man for the last 4 years & I never thought he'd love me back. Today when I woke up, I got the news that he was at my house with his parents, officially asking for my hand. I'm getting engaged to him finally! Words can't express how much I'm lying now.😭🤍

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

“I could see myself living here” me in a different city for more than 24 hours

[໊ @sonohoor]

pre-period symptoms will really have you thinking you’re losing your mind

[ღ @stfnigg]

accepting their snoring as a lullaby

[໊ @sonohoor]

please don’t be mean to me because i can be meaner and i hate being mean

[Ali @Aleyfarooq]

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭

[˚｡𖦹☆°‧⋆ @_paidsb]

coworker beef ain’t got no age limit anybody can get it