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[Bussy Keaton @BussyKeaton]

A straight white boy joking about having graphic gay sex with you is the ultimate sign of respect in their culture

[Nigerian Khaleesi @prizzkka]

the human obsession with purpose is merely a distraction from the absurdity of existence

[órla 🇮🇪 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[Big Deal @fIawlessvictory]

“She looks like she would’ve bullied me.” Right… Right… But you’re 28 now…

[JIMMY CHOCOLATE🪡🪉 @weaverfuck]

my sex drive is high but unfortunately hopelessly outclassed next to my desire-to-do-bits drive

[lactovacilo @wuevertxn]

Um isqueiro nunca é seu
Ele está com você

[luffy @nupiezzz77]

vi stupireste di quanto sia perversa la mente umana quando incontrate le persone che vi attraggono davvero

[jordan ⚭ 🛋️ #musictwt @AlexTurnersFav]

when the song says "drums please, fab" so fab starts playing the drums

[LuCy🌸🍒•° @Nyarchi3f]

Birth control in your early twenties so a man can comfortably cum inside you is crazy

[BeeBee ☦ @bingbingbinks1]

All you need to know about males is that they grow up knowing that God is the same gender as they are.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Hangover so bad I’m on Google Maps looking at my childhood home in 2009

[🪴⛅️🛵 @aslongasitworks]

holy hyphenation

[Anna Li @annali_art7]

Obama’s memoir

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OASlSCONFESSION I absolutely love him I was in a weird mood that day please forgive me I’m such a cunt sometimes

[🪴⛅️🛵 @aslongasitworks]

my dream date. cute

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

Watching someone who broke up with you have a crash out about breaking up with you

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

I’m going to launch a charity which reduces awareness of ADHD.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

what you’ve unknowingly described is a man with his 2 year old daughter

[booya ⚘. @dailynyanji]

zoro doesnt have shit going on in his life

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Driving is perfectly safe as long as you see death as a natural part of life and the beginning of a new mode of existence.

[M 🪭 @EvilBarbieDoII]

Having extended family who like to ask questions over while in a transitional and disappointing time in my life