Dr. Density

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[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Klara @klara_sjo]

My chud duck son.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

email me that pussy

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

miss her

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Hugo @Dragonborn_Hugo]

Can i put my cig between your toes and smoke it with ur foot on my face

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

i want to chase her down naked in the forest like a feral beast and impregnate her under the moonlight but i can't do this because of bill gates alpha gal tick bioterrorism. this is why the birthrate is collapsing

[Revo @redacted_revo]

Could be us

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

my ex wore socks whenever she was mad at me

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[ale the peeing expert @aleursobadass]

considering using my penis in a sexual way

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

[misa! @misak1nz]

you will never feel ready because ready isn’t a feeling it’s a decision