a real slut's diary.

look, i'm just being honest.

[a real slut's diary. @aslutdiary]

I like your zipper. Can I test it?

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I don't need to like alcohol. I just need alcohol to like you.

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RT this if you love drunk sex.

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That thing you do with your tongue >>>>>>>>

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#fastestfollow #500ADAY #Follow4Follow #followback #AutoFollowBack #FollowME
💋 FOR SOME KISSES

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So what, I wear makeup. It's not an illusion. By the end of the night it'll be off anyways.

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You might as well put "not getting any tonight" in your iPhone reminders if you're gonna wear these out somewhere.

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If I have bigger biceps than you, #youcanthandleme

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Should I go with the lacy thong tonight, or the cheetah print one? #decisions

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If your a guy who refers to yourself as "alpha", please get the fuck away from me.

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#IReallyDontLikeItWhen other girls warn me to not get an STD. Bitch,being sexually active doesn't mean I fuck random men. Most of the time.

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Men, take note: #LilWayneOnceSaid "Lalalalalalalalalalala, imagine if I did that with your pearl on my tongue." 💋

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#IReallyDontLikeItWhen a man doesn't know what to do during sex. Do you not watch porn? #readabookorsomething

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#IReallyDontLikeItWhen people tell me I look like a slut because I have cleavage showing. #1 I am a slut, #2 it's not 1874. Thanks.

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#IReallyDontLikeItWhen a man thinks the can receive sexual favors but not return them. Let's not be greedy or there won't be a next time.

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Hot men with tattoos can definitely receive the coochie love. Mmm sexy!

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Ladies, my fellow sluts, if you don't have a tongue ring, I suggest you get one. You'll love it almost as much as your men do.

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Hey boy, wanna try out my tongue ring? It vibrates.

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It must really suck to be allergic to latex. #sucksforyou

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#MyOneRegret not posting your dick pics on the Internet for everyone to see... You're really not a BIG deal in the first place.