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[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like my step hamster is actually really controlling

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

If you die in wordle you die in real life

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat

[kind boy @1bullet4holes]

setting myself on fire mid argument to prove a point

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

The stripper loved me for a moment

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im done with crystals hand me that gun

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[deleting tweet] too coherent

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re factory resetting me tomorrow

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 @dreamyflowerrs]

among the flowers 🌸

[ཐི♡ཋྀ @gobIinarchive]

prada ss1997 strappy vine leaf platforms via cant__not on ig

[cj- @cjnieI]

happy birthday to one of the best dressed people to ever live

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

grandpa won't stop doing black magic incantations and writing blood sigils on the walls

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh crap I lost my debit card. I think it’s either at the roller rink or the ice skating rink or the candy store or the ice cream parlor or the bubblegum factory

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[☆ @1nsaneghoul]

i’d do anything to live the life i made up in my head

[key ✮ @cultarr]

if youre awkward as an adult they kill you

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate