asmaanishukla

she/her oxford uni

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

The media reaction to the magdalen mcr taking down the queen’s photo is actually so funny to me. The same committee voted to have a ✨student dress up as a tortoise✨ so that magdalen can compete in the uni tortoise fair - why wasn’t that in the national news??

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Peak homesickness is being in the library at midnight on a Sunday and listening to the same Indian classical music that you used to be annoyed at your parents for playing around the house.

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Witnessing a drunken argument over Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath at 3am during a house party has been my most quintessential oxford experience so far

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

@aliyahkader_ @joeillea @carismeh Ur wrong

[Am(a)²n @justmxnny]

Prices of video streaming services (yearly):

Netflix - £71.99
Prime video - £79.99
Disney+ - £59.99
University- £9250

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Imagine a group of friends over the phone, dissecting how dateable a boy is based on one girl trying to reconstruct a drunk 20 min conversation about chicken. This is what it’s like when your friends move away for uni.

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

The 2020 shopping experience is totally determined by the scent of of the shop’s sanitiser. The ghost stink of Primark’s gel still haunts my hand.

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

The college parents system at oxford uni is like being in a soap opera. I found out I have a sister? Some guy is looking for his son? Two mums have just found out they lost custody of their child to a different college couple? The tea is piping.

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Not to jinx anything but September has good vibes

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

@joeillea I also frantically text everyone to make sure I’m not too early or late

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

If I’ve ever lent you a book and you came across a weird annotation then I’m sorry. I also don’t know what my thoughts mean.

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Was not expecting to wake up today and suddenly lose access to my school email in a brutal realisation that my school days are officially over

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

Fitness is a scam and I am a victim

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

No one told me how much admin work you get as an ✨adult✨. I stg filling out forms and applications is harder than getting into uni in the first place.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

People who come from inherited wealth telling working class kids that grades aren’t important is a rollercoaster of a rabbit hole I was not expecting to go down this year.

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

The U.K genuinely hates working class students. Look at how much it costs to resit an exam?!

[asmaanishukla @asmaani4]

@BBCNews The government changing their plans last minute is very 2020 energy