Saarahki Kenpachi

Born to be a beach bum #awkwardhumanbeing

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

Cinnabon at Century City doesn’t sell Cinnabon. THEY SELL ONLY LIES AND DISAPPOINTMENT

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

I will never get over the fact that @netflix ruined one of the biggest moments in One Piece for me, because they decided to include spoilers in their adverts. How can you be so stupid?!💀

[Melanie Schweizer 🇩🇪 @schweizermel]

Pure evil.

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@JayVeeBee7 I’m gonna make for our fake boeka😁

[Rare @stfuayen]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

I have had accounts with 4 different banks over the course of my life and I can confidently say Standard Bank is the absolute worst.

Today I officially closed my account with them. Good bye and good riddance!🥳

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

There is currently a mouse living in my grocery cupboard and I have, not 1, but 2 cats who are doing absolutely nothing about this situation😭
Is this what disappointment in your kids feels like? 🥲
Cc: @UwaisAsmal @sid_kane

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@UwaisAsmal Rims are just boujee shoes for your car. Why buy your car boujee shoes when you can rather buy yourself boujee shoes 😌

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@kilrae96

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@kilrae96

[Tanya Junghans @tanyajunghans]

He absolutely must.

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@kilrae96 Where is the WhatsApp message elaborating on this?👀

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

I was feeling unhinged today and brought home 1.5kg of those lekker mebos sweets that cut your tongue🙈

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

@UwaisAsmal I never thought I’d ever say this about you but your life is so dramatic 😭😂

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years since one of the most iconic uses of a song in a movie! real cinema.

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

It’s like he’s got little window wipers 🥺

[#NaMo Again 🚩 @BhaktSanatani_]

@AMAZlNGNATURE This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes

[Saarahki Kenpachi @asmaltjie]

My manager just referred to Yaadt Music as: “Niche mixed songs” 😂🤦🏽‍♀️