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Just ate 11lbs of Louisiana crawfish by light of a headlamp using a pallet as a table. This was the only redeeming quality of this JRTC rotation.

The flight home in the morning will likely involve destroying an airplane toilet.

~HMFIC~

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The manual transmission, also known as the "Millenial Anti-Theft Device". https://t.co/jTXCOMqS0r

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Ah the joys of having a daughter.
~Storm https://t.co/gPM3SzOEJ1

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Something wicked this way comes...
~Storm https://t.co/LlFBtqx3Hx

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~DS Rock https://t.co/77dQQpLx2d

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What do you call infantry with an I.Q. of 160 ??.. A battalion....

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Be alert!
~Storm https://t.co/PphcYn3NXX

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~Storm https://t.co/aqvnxKB95i

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This should be interesting...
~Storm https://t.co/0i9bXUaran

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"You privates are softer than a sneaker full of puppy shit!"

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Just gonna leave this here.
~Storm https://t.co/wPu932qxt5

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https://t.co/OI0H0exOBl

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Good.
~Storm https://t.co/8m6ClttKX4

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This dude is a drunk Mr. Wizard for adults.
~Storm
https://t.co/WG8DLMFF16 https://t.co/WG8DLMFF16

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Respect Commander.
~Storm https://t.co/wz7jCr3tGQ

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C'mon people...this getting ridiculous
~Storm https://t.co/YRtEYcbs0r

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So true!
~DS Rock
https://t.co/Aa0KETEVJK https://t.co/DVyk4ZOHI4

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Yep, think I'll skip leg day today....
~Storm https://t.co/PAt5DDXsxi

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BREAKING: F-16 fighter jet crashes into commercial building in California https://t.co/0W4qMIlNnO

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~Storm https://t.co/Utom6M1TBI