Smitty

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

23 years today, “Separation of Powers” aired on TV.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Rohit Conman needs to be expelled from congress and barred from government employment for life.

[НЮБЕРГ🦉 @nybergdm]

В мире животных, убежденных во всесильности оружия.

Мужик с тремя детьми поехал в зоопарк Атланты. Его сзади ударила машина с чёрной женщиной за рулем, которая попыталась скрыться.

В итоге, не сумев сбежать, виновница ДТП Кристолин Момон достала пистолет и стала угрожать мужику. В момент когда дуло пистолета направилось в сторону его 14-летнего сына (который снимает видео), отец вступает в короткую борьбу, после чего обезоруживает бабёнку и впечатывает её головой в асфальт до полного успокоения. Был бы мозг — было б сотрясение.

Брендон Паркер (отец на видео) не обладал никакими специальными навыками, он просто сделал то, что должен был: защищал свою семью.

Итог: женщине предъявлено обвинение в нападении при отягчающих обстоятельствах, жестоком обращении с детьми 3-й степени, и использовании пистолета при совершении тяжкого преступления. Залог 40 тысяч долларов. Мужику предъявлена благодарность за услугу, оказанную обществу. Его действия чётко классифицированы как самооборона.

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“Wealth tax for thee, insider trading for me.”

[Khan Fatima @Khan_Fatimaa1]

🚨BREAKING: Texas just opened a major investigation into voter fraud following the midterms “blue wave” — and officials are looking into 30,000 cases.

This isn’t a rumor. It’s an official move, and the numbers are huge. What happens next could be massive.

[Smitty @asmithwing]

@RedEagleUpdates The UK is run by Nazis

[Rocco2️⃣8️⃣✍️ @roccor28]

In Germania vivono 39 mila giapponesi con solo 2 crimini commessi. In Italia vivono 330 mila cinesi con soli 7 crimini commessi. In Italia vivono 5,6 milioni di Musulmani con 3,7 milioni di crimini gravi commessi. Abbiamo importato criminali. Chest’é.😤

[Jimmy @tallahoe]

Yes

[Bender @Benderxxx7]

At 16, Brian Banks was one of the best high school linebackers in America. USC had offered him a full scholarship. Pete Carroll personally called him.

One afternoon at school he made out with a classmate. Consensual. By the end of the day he was in jail, charged with kidnapping and rape.

She said he dragged her into a stairwell. It never happened.

The DNA came back negative. His mother sold her house and her car to pay for a lawyer.

He couldn’t make bail. He spent a year behind bars waiting for trial.

His lawyer told him: plead no contest, or risk 41 years in prison. He was 17. He took the deal.

He did 5 years in prison. Then 5 more on parole. Registered sex offender. GPS monitor on his ankle. Couldn’t go near schools or parks. No one would hire him.

Meanwhile, the girl and her mother sued the school district for not keeping her safe. They won $1.5 million.

In 2011, a Facebook friend request popped up on his screen.

It was her.

She wanted to “let bygones be bygones.”

Brian went to a private investigator. They hid cameras in the office and invited her to talk. She came by bus.

On tape, she admitted it. He never raped her. He never kidnapped her.

Then she said she still wouldn’t tell prosecutors the truth. Because she’d have to give back the money.

In May 2012, a judge cleared his name. The hearing took less than a minute.

10 years of his life. Gone in one lie. Erased in 60 seconds.

A few days later his phone rang. “I’m looking for a linebacker. You know where I can find one?”

It was Pete Carroll. The same coach who recruited him 10 years earlier.

He finally signed with the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons. At 27. The dream he had at 16.

She was ordered to pay $2.6 million back.

What should happen to someone who steals 10 years of your life with one lie?

[Smitty @asmithwing]

@RyanAFournier Let Trump do recess appointments.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨🚨 What an A-Hole! I blame all the Senators who voted for this traitor!! 😡😡

[Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV]

C’mon… how could she possibly know?

[Kaji @kaji0x]

Rob O'Neill was the Navy SEAL who walked up the third-floor stairs in Pakistan and shot Osama bin Laden three times. When he left the military after 16.5 years, the Pentagon gave him $0 in pension.

They also cut off his children's healthcare at midnight on the day he signed out.

In the video below, O'Neill explains what happened on his final afternoon in uniform.

Before boarding the stealth helicopters for the May 2011 raid in Abbottabad, O'Neill and his SEAL Team 6 teammates called their children to say goodbye. None of them expected to survive the night.

After the first Black Hawk helicopter crashed inside the courtyard wall, O'Neill followed his point man up the narrow staircase, stepped past the third-floor curtain, and killed the most wanted man in the world at the foot of his bed.

Later, O'Neill quietly donated the combat shirt he wore that night to the 9/11 Memorial Museum in New York.

Across 16 and a half years in the Navy, O'Neill deployed more than a dozen times across four war zones, fought in over 400 combat missions, and was decorated 52 times, including two Silver Stars and four Bronze Stars with Valor.

Under federal military rules, service members only qualify for a retirement pension and lifetime family healthcare if they stay for a full 20 years.

Burned out after a decade and a half of nonstop night raids, O'Neill decided to leave three and a half years early before his luck ran out.

While signing his final discharge papers, he asked the Navy clerk one question:

"Is there a grace period for my kids to have healthcare?"

"No," the clerk replied. "It ends tonight at midnight."

"It was a point in my life where I would rather go back to war than fill out a resume and put on a suit," O'Neill says. "Because that doesn't make sense to me, but war does."

He walked off the base that afternoon with no pension and no medical coverage for his kids, and later went public with his name to make a living speaking.

Should the 20-year pension rule apply to everyone without exception, or did the man who killed bin Laden earn his benefits three years early?

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

“The anti-Semite doesn’t accuse the Jew of stealing because he actually believes he stole. He accuses the Jew of stealing because he enjoys watching the Jew empty his pockets to prove his innocence.”
—Jean Paul Sartre, 1946

[Zane @zanealb04]

Ohio Governor-elect and town drunk Amy Acton slurred her way through a CNN interview and forgot that she had won the election last Tuesday. Fake Tapper had to remind her. Good luck, Ohio 😂

[Pobre Millenial @pobremillenial]

🇺🇸 TRUMP METE A ELON MUSK EN LA LLAMADA CON JENSEN

TRUMP: Jensen, my friend, tengo a Elon en la línea. Le he contado tus problemas. Todos. Bueno, no todos porque necesitaríamos three hours. Tremendous problems.

ELON: Jensen, si Nvidia te echa, yo te contrato.

JENSEN: Gracias, Elon.

TRUMP: ¿LO VES? That’s America. Pierdes un trabajo por follarte a una empleada y cinco minutos después Elon Musk te ofrece otro. Greatest country in the world.

ELON: En xAI necesitamos GPUs y gente que sepa construirlas. Jensen sabe bastante de GPUs.

TRUMP: “Bastante”. Elon, please. Este tipo ha convertido unos chips en cuatro trillones de dólares. Beautiful chips. The best chips. Su único problema es que aparentemente intenta conectar con todo lo que tiene puerto disponible.

JENSEN: Señor presidente…

ELON: En Tesla tenemos una política bastante simple: si produces, me da igual que seas raro.

TRUMP: Elon, tú tienes como catorce hijos. Tremendous productivity.

ELON: Creo que son más.

TRUMP: EXACTLY. Jensen, estás hablando con el Michael Jordan de esta mierda. Tú tienes dos affairs y estás en crisis. Elon tiene que abrir Excel para saber cuántos hijos tiene. Learn from the best.

ELON: Puedo darle trabajo en xAI mañana.

TRUMP: Great deal. Tremendous deal. Pero Elon, ponle una condición: NO DIRECT REPORTS. Ninguna mujer puede reportar directamente a Jensen. Make them report sideways. Diagonally. I don’t care.

JENSEN: Esto es humillante.

TRUMP: Humillante sería acabar en Intel. Esto es una segunda oportunidad.

ELON: Podríamos llamarlo Chief GPU Officer.

TRUMP: No. Chief Dating Officer no. BAD TITLE. Very dangerous.

ELON: He dicho GPU.

TRUMP: Ah. Great title. Beautiful title.

JENSEN: No estoy buscando trabajo.

ELON: La oferta está ahí. Más acciones, más GPUs y puedes dormir en la oficina.

TRUMP: PERFECT. Si duerme en la oficina no puede tener citas. Elon acaba de resolver el problema. This is why he’s a genius.

JENSEN: …

TRUMP: Jensen, escucha. Nvidia, xAI, Tesla… tienes opciones. Many options. Pero si aparece una tercera mujer antes de Navidad, te mando a Marco Rubio a darte por el culo. Nobody has ever seen anythng like this.

ELON: Puedo ponerle seguimiento por Starlink.

TRUMP: EVEN BETTER. American technology protecting American technology.

JENSEN: Voy a colgar.

TRUMP: Great guy. Tremendous guy.

ELON: Entonces… ¿empiezas el lunes?

JENSEN: Adiós.

TRUMP: He’ll take it. Believe me. MAKE AMERICA GREATE AGAIN🇺🇸

[JKash 🍊MAGA Queen @JKash000]

Trump calls on Thune to immediately move on the 350 Billion Dollar Reconciliation Bill to give our BRAVE WARRIORS the DECISIVE ADVANTAGE they deserve.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Amazing!

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

Good thing they didn't do anything truly abominable...like make a joke near a Ring doorbell...or else the media might have reported on this and tried to ruin their lives!

No, all they did was murder Austin Payne, which is apparently less of a crime in America than white girls annoying their black neighbor

[Drew @AllegedlyDrew]

Ro Khanna is worth hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks and he sold all his Nvidia right before the scandal dropped and the stock dipped 26%.

Insider trading? I think yes.