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@linadreaamy The most logical answer, I guess, would be like, 222?

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@mmmotorpsycho @ohhanxiety I’m genuinely curious as to how you came to that conclusion.

Luckily, I’m far above calling you slurs or insulting you, I prefer to converse properly, unlike the two goofy goobers who commented before me.

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@miladreaamy @muhtarKr13 The right answer is 30kg.

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@Chief_Rambles @AOCUnchecked @nyaraVT Lol, baby Trump

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@IannJumma58089 @MCMLXXXIVMOFA @Ambar_SIFF_MRA This is a war you’re anything but ready to fight.

And I’m telling you this as a Canadian, we don’t care about the Geneva Conventions, or the Hague Convention if we go to war.

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@IannJumma58089 @MCMLXXXIVMOFA @Ambar_SIFF_MRA So, basically, just because I’m a man, I don’t deserve to exist?

Madam, look at history, and see how close you are to Nazis, with the only difference being that you hate an entire gender, instead of the Jews.

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@DheimosNeroRiz @JamesSantory @itsnwts As someone who’s always been passionate about biology and medical practices, I can confirm, even though I’m a man, that those practices definitely are a pain to go through.

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@RockerAssassin @gaiafatale And the Grim Reaper’s favorite bounties are entitled, narcissistic gold diggers.

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@RockerAssassin @gaiafatale Don’t fret, my friend.

Grab a whiskey and listen to heavy metal.

Gold diggers are just women completely dependent on a man’s wallet while pretending they’re “strong and independent women”.

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@blackadder12358 @nyaraVT I live an easy, healthy and happy life, precisely because I understood where to put my energy and what to make my priorities.

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@WrldTh3rapy @leshaami I never requested for an explanation when any of my partners said “No”. Ever.

Even if we’d been making out for quite a while, it’s always okay to have a change of mind and not want it anymore.

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@WrldTh3rapy @leshaami As a man, I firmly believe that “No” is a complete sentence, regardless if it’s the man or the woman saying it.

Nobody should have to produce an explanation for why they say “No”. They said “No”, period.

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@justfreakysoles @mythicalpills @sw6gg1n Greetings from Québec, French neighbor!

How’s the weather in France? Here, it’s bloody damn hot haha!

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@TrooonSlayer @nyaraVT Take it easy, brother. Take it easy.

Grab yourself a whiskey and listen to some heavy metal.

None of this is your problem, my brother in heavy metal.

There’s no stopping a tsunami once the wave gained momentum and the water pulled away from the beach.

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@nyaraVT I make my life easy, others make theirs hard.

Just ignore what you can’t control if it doesn’t affect you directly nor indirectly.

As long as trans people are chill with me and don’t get in my way, I’m chill with them and don’t get in their way.

I’m a simple man.

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@nyaraVT I’m not against it, but I don’t support it.

I don’t condone it, but I don’t condemn it.

I don’t speak for it, but I don’t speak against it.

I just don’t make it my problem, and I don’t care about it.

My life is my business, the rest is just passing by and none of my concern.

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@ArchfiendNox @Morpheeek @ceraliza As a Quebecois, I second this hahaha

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@emkenobi AH HELL NAW!!! That mf would be taking the tea with fkn Sputnik after I yeet it into outer space at Mach FUCK!

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@0x_olivia_0x @koreanlover1093 All because the modern world is fundamentally broken by an inability to understand the necessity and dangerous magnitude of living inside a comfort zone that predates the very concept of evolution.

The very concept of evolutionary history that brought us to what we are today.

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@0x_olivia_0x @koreanlover1093 And if, by some disastrous anomaly in time, we, as a modern society, were sent back to when the first humans roamed the earth, roughly a hundred thousand years ago, it’s almost certain that the human race would face an event of near extinction.