Asmodeus Jones

Appraiser, Debt Collector, and Purveyor of Unclaimed Goods

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@CitizenNotSlave @lavern_spicer You will be surprised. Wait until you meet her kids

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@EvaHermanEx_ARD @JMilei And he is not wrong

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@Johnny_Joey @kaitlancollins A scowl is a most efficient method of spoiling an otherwise excellent face.

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@WahooMc @Johnny_Joey @kaitlancollins A scowl is a most efficient method of spoiling an otherwise excellent face.

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@MutaleChale @joseph_kalimbwe Without question, Windhoek

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@NBCDigitalNews Selecting a Secretary-General because the candidate is a woman is not equality. It is tokenism with a vacancy attached. One hopes the appointment is made on competence rather than anatomy.

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@NBCDigitalNews There was a time when hiring a taxi involved the reasonable expectation of eventually arriving somewhere. Standards appear to have declined.

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@CuriousMaud Tea may be arranged. The office takes tea at four, provided nobody has done anything to it beforehand.

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@GadSaad Apparently violence against women is either a crime or an unfortunate consequence of circumstances, depending upon whose women they are.

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@MrsJPrimrose @ApostateProphet The quotation is genuine. The “leather strap” refers to the anus, and the point is that sleep may cause one to pass wind unknowingly, requiring renewed ablution. A rather unfortunate piece of physiology.

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@fridgeintern @ApostateProphet The quotation is genuine. The “leather strap” refers to the anus, and the point is that sleep may cause one to pass wind unknowingly, requiring renewed ablution. A rather unfortunate piece of physiology.

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@johnsmochie @ApostateProphet One hopes the gentleman had better things to occupy his attention.

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@SlimWiggy @ApostateProphet Religious texts are rather like the human anatomy. Given enough centuries, someone will eventually put something in the wrong end.

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@ApostateProphet Was there perhaps some context omitted in the translation? The remark is sufficiently grotesque that one hopes there was.

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@benshapiro Quite so. Once merit ceases to be the measure, one is left to determine a man’s worth by his pedigree, his connections, or the volume of his complaints. None of these have ever improved an enterprise.

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@Liza2Bay @benshapiro There is a considerable difference between believing that children have been killed and believing every explanation of how and why they were killed.

The former is fact.

The latter requires evidence.

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@FrankGarri45244 @TheYoungTurks @cenkuygur @LeBatardShow You have blamed Jews for the press, Hollywood, Washington, the monarchy, bribery and blackmail.

This is not an argument.

It is a remarkably crowded accusation with no supporting paperwork.