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look at me, LOOK at me. i’m the mom now (she/her)

[josh @night__gallery]

a lot of people will never be able to listen to m83 midnight city in the context of the year it came out it felt like anything was possible and summer was forever

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

she say she punjabi she started speaking punjabi

[etginlik @etginlik]

Tıknaz olduğu için diğerleri tarafından zorbalanan yavru fil:

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

Life is so beautiful man, every time I have a campfire I think about how many humans have done the exact same thing for millennia

[alli @sonofalli]

they should invent a New York City where it doesn’t rain every weekend

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

devil announces residency in hell :)

[Alexis @aleozimok]

if you enjoy low-stakes drama you NEED to join a community garden

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Americans are going to extraordinary lengths to get their hands on Indian mangoes. “I literally stop whatever I'm doing.” https://t.co/GyFcSrmiYG

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

why are you culturally ululating for Sabrina carpenter

[۟ @4NGELWING]

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

[🇵🇸 ص @myqsar]

Over said at this point but American Muslims seriously need to stop opening up chicken burger joints and Yemeni cafes and get to working on a halal Italian deli, I want a prosciutto sandwich

[h @VILL4NEVE]

no matter what happens tonight nothing can be worse than the anora and emilia perez mass psychosis that took place last year

[nathan @nathanrobii]

leonardo dicaprio goes in for his mustache transplant and when he came out he asked “wheres pedro pascal?” and the doctors said “who do you think gave you the mustache”

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Every six months Israel and America do a 9/11 to Iran and then ask them to stop defending themselves

[seiya @systole_]

every spring it feels like i’m living life again for the first time

[fel @bladeegirll]

All i do is fucking fart