Asmo Kerr

I'd do anything for a cig right now | 22 cis male | he/him, bro/bro, blud/blud | Minors DNI

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

I AM BOUND TO NO CHAINS INSIDE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

@MidgetOfMayhem @realtemchip There's an abundant amount of jokes one can make about yo mama

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

@realtemchip Do you realize what you've done? Each time that term is misused, it loses a sliver of its meaning. The more people misuse it, the less it carries weight. At some point it will be meaningless.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Every single time before bed it's either feeling real hungry that three meals a day can be eaten in one sitting or feeling real lonely that you be wishing that someone teleported next to you just to cuddle you to sleep.

Suffering either way. Every single time.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

I love me some dose of post irony 😋😋😋 mmm yummy yummy

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

WAR. DEATH. FAMINE. PESTILENCE.
WAR. DEATH. FAMINE. PESTILENCE.
WAR. DEATH. FAMINE. PESTILENCE.
WAR. DEATH. FAMINE. PESTILENCE.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

@Bside_EN Is the AI safe in this game, I mean, will it use our inputs for training?

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Yes... I am an Indonesian...

[Arinze Okpala @ArinzeOkpala2]

Which country shocked you the most? 🤯

Norway's natural… South Korea's IQ… Brazil's 15%… Indonesia's smokers… Tokyo's 37 million… Switzerland's millionaires… and France's president approval rate 👀

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[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

I just realized that I don't have moots because this place has been brimmed with bots and AIs. Fuck, no deeptalks and shit.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Literally me now

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Sometimes I forget that the sky is blue. So much so that reality gotta do the uppercut on me so that I look up.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Happiness is fleeting. Happiness is fleeting.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Love and be loved. This is what this place has been about for me.

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

@writerofscratch Surely it ain't as bad as we have it here in Osaka...

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Hey guys I'm really considering to stop smoking. What should I call myself then, since I will no longer be Asmo Kerr?

[Asmo Kerr @asmothelazyguy]

Don't need this no more, mom and dad are proud of me.

Just need the ASMR for mom n dad reconciliation, reassurance that they won't divorce, and life'd be complete.