ASB 🧚🏼‍♀️

probably playing some farming sim

[h 🍊 @hslotcowboy]

something about night changing idk

[marky @donaldsonzweigs]

should've been them btw

[✮ @demismonarchy]

this diva

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

we used to be a proper country.

[isha @scriptedcore]

the vibe i bring to a function

[dev 💘 @devonthot]

baby this is the new president of hot tunes TV China

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

She was 16 on the Disney Studios Lot doing cocaine and bullying the Jonas Brothers…an original brat. Don’t piss me off!!!!!

[gere @lustformiley]

omfg-

[lawnadelgod @billiedelgod]

why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football

[august @winestainedtay]

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

[𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 @theholydemi]

the fact that this caption makes sense to thousands of people with no clarity needed oh we wil never have another meme queen like this.

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

motherfucker the cities are called “Los Angeles” and “San Francisco”

[ASB 🧚🏼‍♀️ @asmthz]

I DONT WANT TO GO TO SPACE, OUR PLANET IS THE GREATEST GOOD AND YOU ACCELERATED ITS DEMISE BY CHOOSING EVIL ???????

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whatever happens,
we have got
the spaceships,
and they do not

[Republican Animatronics Service @LiberalHegemony]

I thought all these illegals were gang members on welfare. Seems like you voted for a war on the working class.

[Skip Binksy Updates @WAYSTIAR]

i love the tony awards because it's like if you cloned rachel berry six thousand times and put all the clones in one room with one microphone

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music