Adam Newman

Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

This little girl just marched into the doctors office and went straight to the lollipop bin. Grabbed several lollipops and said she’s all better. Complete spirt animal 🙌🏼

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@gwlewis_ That’s not very nice

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@gwlewis_ Saturdays are for the boys

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

All I wish for is to be on or in the audience of @TheEllenShow. My life would be complete

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

Leaving for Israel in 2 days, obviously haven't packed a single item. Nothing ever changes

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

I somehow always pick the ezpass lane thats broken #lifeofnewman

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

My grandpa and grandma just informed me that they have never tried a taco... I'm sorry but what?

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@mandyymackss actually letting the world know, not just you

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@lcgion yes!

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

I'd be very content in a tiny home

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

"Mr. Newman, you got tricks kid." - my 5th grader

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

I always thought I had an easy last name until I started subbing:
"Mr. Newton" "Mr.Mannew" "Mr. Norman" "Mr. Newson"
Nope. Just Newman....

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@tbstoneasaurus insane amounts??

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@tbstoneasaurus I'd love to come visit!!

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

@tbstoneasaurus on my way!

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

In the kindergarten class I was in today, the teacher sang whenever she was frustrated, and it was hysterical

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

Thrown into a 5th grade class with no plans... Man it'll be a good Friday #funfriday

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

"I will never remember your name, so I'm going to call u Mr. Noodleman" - the second grader in my class

[Adam Newman @asnewman]

"Nr. Newman you're not married yet?! Whats wrong with you?!" - The second grade class I'm subbing for