Alfa

Here lies an amalgamation of banal babbles and trivial tales of a neurotic nerd.

[Alfa @asnvrn]

Expand your ASL vocabulary with me: A thread of random ASL signs.

[Alfa @asnvrn]

Trying really really really hard (because if I say 'best' my head goes: "🤨 but are you really? 🤔")

[Peter Cronau @PeterCronau]

The ABC won’t air it. The BBC won’t air it.
Read why.

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Something extremely interesting I read:

When the army of Shayṭān wants to brainwash innocent people, they never start with pure evil.

Why?

Because human nature, the fitrah is designed to hate what is filthy.
So what do they do?
They mix evil with good. To confuse you. To soften you. To slowly rewire your heart.
🧵

[Alfa @asnvrn]

No one else can decide
What your tough looks like.

- Clementine von Radics

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Did you know the Quran addresses emotional abuse? You might think the Quran wouldn’t discuss something so modern, but it does

Here’s what it teaches us and it might just heal something inside you:

[Alfa @asnvrn]

I might be having difficulties breathing but I know I'll miss this moment when he's older 💕

[Alfa @asnvrn]

My eight month old baby weighs almost nine kilos (mashaAllah) and these days the only way to get him to go back to sleep at 4 am is if he sleeps on my chest

[Alfa @asnvrn]

I've never felt so loved and needed in my life, it takes my breath away (or is that the weight omg)

[Alfa @asnvrn]

1.5 years later, been surviving on caffeine everyday for months but this time I know exactly who I have become

[Alfa @asnvrn]

Surviving on caffeine this past week, who in the world have I become

[Alfa @asnvrn]

Outcast on a cold star

[• @Alhamdhulillaah]

ربنا اغفر لي ولوالدي وللمؤمنين يوم يقوم الحساب

[Rabbana igh’fir lī waliwālidayya walil'mu'minīna yawma yaqūmul ḥisāb]

Our Lord! Forgive me, my parents, and the believers on the Day when the judgment will come to pass.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Tonight in Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Kalau elu mau narik pajak gede,

Apa yang bisa memastikan kita dapet benefit negara Nordik setelah itu?

Benefit kaya:
1) Cuti melahirkan 480 hari buat ibu, dan 90 hari untuk ayah? Kemarin baru ada wacana cuti ayah aja ribut.

2) Guru digaji sangat layak, jadi bisa konsentrasi mendidik murid, gak pontang panting nyari sambilan.

3) UMR yang cukup buat hidup sekeluarga. Bukan yang cukup buat 1 orang doang, itu pun masih kredit.

4) Hak cuti pekerja minimum sebulan. Cuti dibayar, sebulan penuh.

5) Healthcare sepenuhnya gratis, tapi dokternya juga digaji layak, gak kejar-kejaran kaya BPJS sekarang.

6) Pelayanan publik tinggal ngurus online atau kalau terpaksa, dateng bentar aja selesai kaya di bank.

***

Benerin dulu kepercayaan rakyat ke negara.

Baru minta dari rakyat,

Menarik pajak lebih besar tanpa timbal balik ke rakyatnya = dosa besar.

#PajakMencekik

[nala. @cindetr]

when Ustadz Adi Hidayat said:

didunia ini manusia yang paling harus kamu kasihani adalah dirimu sendiri, surga belum jelas, amal masih kurang, ibadah sering lalai, omongan kadang gak dijaga, suka banget nunda sholat, dan akrab dengan rasa malas.

[za @ywdzaa]

wanita ga bercerita, tapi sholatnya sambil nangis

[Alfa @asnvrn]

Forgot to kiss baby in the morning

Sad all day

[Alfa @asnvrn]

@syhrhrhys 🤣

[Alfa @asnvrn]

@syhrhrhys I'm so behiiiiind I haven't even watched last season eps 😭 Should I just introduce baby to MHA in the guise of developing early cultural awareness

[˗ˏˋMeggiMedˎˊ˗ 🎻🇻🇳🇫🇷 @MeggiMed]

@TwoSetViolin Bros explain this is the equivalent of break up with someone over text